UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[Guess who's mad some time after that Herald announcement, it's this idiot right here.]

PSYCH EVALUATIONS ARE FUCKING DISCRIMINATION AND FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Fuck all that stupid fucking bullshit, get a chance to go beat the shit out of some prick and, oh no, you're not cleared to go on this mission!

What, am I suddenly fuckin' crazy now? Like goddamn, why is this important?

Fuck this.

[It's probably because you can't follow fucking directions and actively try to go against authority rule, Jolyne, but okay.]

Comments

UN: cloudwalker

[fistsofchange]

You are actively antagonistic to anyone who tries to give you any kind of direction and you want to go on a dangerous mission that could result in the end of the world if handled poorly. People are going to die here and we will not have time to deal with a temper tantrum because you didn't like how one of the UN guys was looking at you.

If you want to go then prove to me you can work with others. Show me you have an OUNCE of self restraint.

[strings_theory]

As if you're remotely fuckin' qualified to be talking to me like you know a goddamned thing about how I act, who I am, or what I do. Piss the fuck off back to your goddamned porcelain-ass tower and talk to someone who gives a goddamned fuck about what you have to fuckin' say.

Because, SURPRISE, it sure as goddamned fuck ain't me.

Last I checked, my whole fuckin' dealio had to do with fighting or related to it in some fuckin' way. Instead I get to sit here and fuckin' rot with nothing to do if shit does go south. Yeah, go fuck yourself along with the rest of this goddamned piece of shit faculty.

[fistsofchange]

All I know about you is what you've shown me. I won't assume I know everything about you so do me the same favor and don't assume you know my life's story.

But fine, you want to go face death and fight a lich? I am officially your counselor, on paper. If you can land one hit on me, I will make it my official recommendation that your ban be reconsidered.

[strings_theory]

I don't need to know your life's story to know you're a fuckin' bitch. [Jolyne, shut the fuck up.]

But, fine, sounds fine to me. Shouldn't take me too fucking long, anyway, so I can actually do something fucking productive around this damn place.

FAST FORWARDING

[fistsofchange]

[THE MYTHRIL CAGE

Lin is standing there in the middle of the school sanctioned arena, waiting for Jolyne. She normally has a vaguely friendly aura about her, and once asked what bofa was, so it would be very easy for anyone who only knew her a little bit to think she was something of a buffoon.

No one looking at her today would make that mistake.]

[strings_theory]

[Does it take her any time to get out there once the location is decided? Hell no.

And she's still pissed as all hell as she's moving her way into this goddamned arena, her posture is extremely tense and looking extremely on edge about every little thing. And, of course, Stone Free is behind and to the side of her as is normal when she's in a mood that will eventually lead to fist fighting.]

Gonna use her, you can eat my entire fucking ass if you have a problem with it.

[fistsofchange]

You are welcome to try.

[She shifted her weight slightly, and suddenly had no opening in her stance that Jolyne could find.]

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

[He has mixed feelings on this, as a blanket statement, but he supports and understands Jolyne's rage.]

=ටᆼට=
they're not always bullshit
because like i need to believe a little
but in this context, yes!
they shouldn't take people who only think like they do!

[strings_theory]

I can fucking fight better than most of these fucking people here so I don't understand their fucking problem!

This is fucking bullshit, man. This fucking school is shit, all of the people are shit, I'm just fucking done.

[yokeye]

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
it's you!

[strings_theory]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[yokeye]

o( -_-)9@

[strings_theory]

(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

[deuteranope]

p sure the psych eval is your chance to prove you ain't fucking crazy, it's kinda that whole "eval" part

but have you considered
maybe
you might have a problem

[strings_theory]

I don't have a fucking problem, fuck off. [Testy, this one.]

[deuteranope]

well I'm fucking convinced

[strings_theory]

Eat shit and die. [This is just the conversation now, it's fine.]

[deuteranope]

nah because then I'd have to do a psych eval too

[strings_theory]

Reply to me again and we're gonna have a problem. I have no problem with fucking your shit up.

And I'm in a hell of a mood.

Un:unbeatablesg

[partiallysquirrelblood]

You're not crazy. It's probably just that your personality, or at least the one you choose to display, isn't exactly what the mission needs?

Which is fine! There are all sorts of missions you'd be great for. Just not this one.

[strings_theory]

It's literally a mission to go beat the shit out of a dude, please do explain how the fuck I don't qualify for that.

Go on, I'm fuckin' waiting.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Well, for starters it's not actually that simple? He's a friggin lich, which means he's basically unkillable unless his phylactery is destroyed.Also we're working with another group and that requires skills that don't involve beating people up.

Like teamwork! And diplomacy! Something like this means working with people you might not actually like! I don't really know anything about your ability to do or not do that, so I don't know if that's the reason you weren't allowed to go, though.

[strings_theory]

[Well, Doreen, if it's done anything, it's pissed her off more. Which is the worst possible case scenario here.]

Stop fucking talking before I feel the need to hunt you down and put my fist down your throat. Or, get a fucking clue on what is and isn't going to work here.

Fuck's sakes.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

...it might just be the tendency to threaten people who are just trying to help?

[strings_theory]

What did I literally just type?

I don't need you or anyone else telling me that "oh, you're too violent" or "oh, you shouldn't threaten people!" in the slightest.