UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

[Guess who's mad some time after that Herald announcement, it's this idiot right here.]

PSYCH EVALUATIONS ARE FUCKING DISCRIMINATION AND FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Fuck all that stupid fucking bullshit, get a chance to go beat the shit out of some prick and, oh no, you're not cleared to go on this mission!

What, am I suddenly fuckin' crazy now? Like goddamn, why is this important?

Fuck this.

[It's probably because you can't follow fucking directions and actively try to go against authority rule, Jolyne, but okay.]

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[partiallysquirrelblood]

You're not crazy. It's probably just that your personality, or at least the one you choose to display, isn't exactly what the mission needs?

Which is fine! There are all sorts of missions you'd be great for. Just not this one.

[strings_theory]

It's literally a mission to go beat the shit out of a dude, please do explain how the fuck I don't qualify for that.

Go on, I'm fuckin' waiting.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Well, for starters it's not actually that simple? He's a friggin lich, which means he's basically unkillable unless his phylactery is destroyed.Also we're working with another group and that requires skills that don't involve beating people up.

Like teamwork! And diplomacy! Something like this means working with people you might not actually like! I don't really know anything about your ability to do or not do that, so I don't know if that's the reason you weren't allowed to go, though.

[strings_theory]

[Well, Doreen, if it's done anything, it's pissed her off more. Which is the worst possible case scenario here.]

Stop fucking talking before I feel the need to hunt you down and put my fist down your throat. Or, get a fucking clue on what is and isn't going to work here.

Fuck's sakes.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

...it might just be the tendency to threaten people who are just trying to help?

[strings_theory]

What did I literally just type?

I don't need you or anyone else telling me that "oh, you're too violent" or "oh, you shouldn't threaten people!" in the slightest.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Why do you threaten people anyway? I've never really found that it helps anything, y'know?

I would appreciate a different perspective on it though.

[strings_theory]

Your ass is mine when I find you.

[Jolyne, Jolyne no. Stop threatening people with violence, what the fuck is wrong with you.]

[partiallysquirrelblood]

No offense, but trying and failing to beat me up won't prove anything.

[When Jolyne does find Doreen, she's outside near a tree. There's also a ton of squirrels, their beady black eyes all staring directly at Jolyne.]