UN: frostbite

[frostedoverland]

Yo, whats up, DA?

Names Jack, im new. So i need to know what everyone does for fun around here. I havent really been to school in like 300 years. Pretty sure things are different than when the pilgrims arrived on the mayflower.

[He's being a little shit because obviously things are different. Vaccines are amazing things, the internet seems pretty handy, cellphones are awesome but he's never really used one. Yanno, the works.]

Also, i keep hearing something about a prom? Is that mandatory? And most importantly, do I have to wear shoes?

Comments

UN: headphonehero

[missleading]

There's a theater here where you can watch any movie you want!
There are also a bunch of clubs that are a lot of fun (*꧆▽꧆*)

[talkstoposters]

You know I can see this, right?

[marmoron]

are you spying on me

[talkstoposters]

You posted this where everyone could see it! Don't blame me that you got caught!

UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

I'm King Bowser. As some advice, ignore what that Keith kid says. He's just mad I'm a better dancer than he is.

Anyway, I used to bug Mario for fun, but he hasn't been here for over a month. So now I just punch things. Golems, monsters, daemons, whatever.

[marmoron]

yeah but do you read EVERYTHING posted on this network?
i thought you were a busy turtle

[5 seconds later.]

koopa

[marmoron]

ok what kind of mischief

[Now that he's curious.]

[onebetter]

Ah, you're fey?

The mission is voluntary. UN armed forces will be there as well and so will some individual secret societies. It's an army situation.

[soft_focus]

You're welcome.

Everyone says shoes keep your feet safe but I didn't have them before and my feet were okay.

[talkstoposters]

I barely read everything in the faculty handout they gave me. What do you think?

This post just caught my eye, is all.

[marmoron]

not sure why you're advertising that but ok
so what caught your eye here? the opportunity to take a newbie shoe shopping?

[frostedoverland]

kinda

UN armed forces? wow ok so ill definitely keep an eye on things for now i dont have alot to go on for now so i dont know how much help id be but good luck i guess?

[frostedoverland]

causing snow days when there shouldnt be to name one but cmon who doesnt want a snow day? no school and stuff!

freezing waves are real fun too

[frostedoverland]

theyre not wrong honestly but no shoes are kinda my thing now

besides im not human anymore so weather and stuff dont really effect me

[frostedoverland]

for free? i mean i sneak in all the time anyway but itd be nice not to sometimes

clubs? like a book club for old ladies?

[frostedoverland]

uh

so what are you the king of? punching things?

[marmoron]

[Ah. Ice powers. Actually impressive ice powers from the sound of it, too. rip Lance]

sounds fun
you should bring us some snow after the herald's been dealt with
could use a good snowball fight or three

[talkstoposters]

I might as well be; I'm the King of all Koopas and ruler of the Bowser Kingdom.

[talkstoposters]

Any new student catches my eye. Half the time I just don't feel like responding.

[onebetter]

If you're not prepared for combat, maybe it's best to stay home for all that.

I'm just letting you know that there's a reason there's not a lot of party around right now.

[soft_focus]

I don't think that's how not being human works.

[frostedoverland]

never really learned combat

i just freeze things

thanks for letting me know

[frostedoverland]

that i can do

won't really be full on winter, obvs but i can certainly make enough of a wonderland for some snowball fights

ill win of course

[frostedoverland]

im part of the fey now so yea its part of how not being human works

dont really need to worry about scabbed feet and stuff

[frostedoverland]

sounds neat

wheres that at?