UN: frostbite

[frostedoverland]

Yo, whats up, DA?

Names Jack, im new. So i need to know what everyone does for fun around here. I havent really been to school in like 300 years. Pretty sure things are different than when the pilgrims arrived on the mayflower.

[He's being a little shit because obviously things are different. Vaccines are amazing things, the internet seems pretty handy, cellphones are awesome but he's never really used one. Yanno, the works.]

Also, i keep hearing something about a prom? Is that mandatory? And most importantly, do I have to wear shoes?

Comments

[marmoron]

yep.
same guy tries to give people fashion advice too.

[frostedoverland]

of course he is

[marmoron]

good that you're used to this shit already

[frostedoverland]

you see a lot in a couple hundred years

especially when youre not really human

[marmoron]

if you've been around for hundreds of years why are you even bothering with school

[frostedoverland]

pretty sure they wanna keep an eye on me

also seemed like fun and i was invited

[marmoron]

what've you got up your sleeves that worth keeping an eye on?

[frostedoverland]

nothing really

cause enough mischief and people always wanna keep an eye in you plus im kind of a fey and i dont think they know whay to do about that

The fey don't even know but they dont really care either

[marmoron]

ok what kind of mischief

[Now that he's curious.]

[frostedoverland]

causing snow days when there shouldnt be to name one but cmon who doesnt want a snow day? no school and stuff!

freezing waves are real fun too

[marmoron]

[Ah. Ice powers. Actually impressive ice powers from the sound of it, too. rip Lance]

sounds fun
you should bring us some snow after the herald's been dealt with
could use a good snowball fight or three

[frostedoverland]

that i can do

won't really be full on winter, obvs but i can certainly make enough of a wonderland for some snowball fights

ill win of course

[marmoron]

heh
well im not backing down from that challenge
you're on

[talkstoposters]

You know I can see this, right?

[marmoron]

are you spying on me

[talkstoposters]

You posted this where everyone could see it! Don't blame me that you got caught!

[marmoron]

yeah but do you read EVERYTHING posted on this network?
i thought you were a busy turtle

[5 seconds later.]

koopa

[talkstoposters]

I barely read everything in the faculty handout they gave me. What do you think?

This post just caught my eye, is all.

[marmoron]

not sure why you're advertising that but ok
so what caught your eye here? the opportunity to take a newbie shoe shopping?

[talkstoposters]

Any new student catches my eye. Half the time I just don't feel like responding.

[marmoron]

uh huh
well it was nice of you to say hi totally coincidentally

[talkstoposters]

What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

[Whoosh. Sarcasm went right over his head.]

[marmoron]

[Y'know what. Keith will let him have that.]

you could be worse

[...kinda.]

[talkstoposters]

Obviously. But I'm taking my job seriously.

[marmoron]

ok but if you're taking the job seriously
shouldn't you be saying hi to every new student