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UN: frostbite

Yo, whats up, DA?

Names Jack, im new. So i need to know what everyone does for fun around here. I havent really been to school in like 300 years. Pretty sure things are different than when the pilgrims arrived on the mayflower.

[He's being a little shit because obviously things are different. Vaccines are amazing things, the internet seems pretty handy, cellphones are awesome but he's never really used one. Yanno, the works.]

Also, i keep hearing something about a prom? Is that mandatory? And most importantly, do I have to wear shoes?

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for real? someones runnin around naked?

yep.
same guy tries to give people fashion advice too.

of course he is

good that you're used to this shit already

Edited 2019-06-27 01:49 (UTC)

you see a lot in a couple hundred years

especially when youre not really human

if you've been around for hundreds of years why are you even bothering with school

pretty sure they wanna keep an eye on me

also seemed like fun and i was invited

what've you got up your sleeves that worth keeping an eye on?

nothing really

cause enough mischief and people always wanna keep an eye in you plus im kind of a fey and i dont think they know whay to do about that

The fey don't even know but they dont really care either

ok what kind of mischief

[Now that he's curious.]

causing snow days when there shouldnt be to name one but cmon who doesnt want a snow day? no school and stuff!

freezing waves are real fun too

[Ah. Ice powers. Actually impressive ice powers from the sound of it, too. ~~rip Lance~~]

sounds fun
you should bring us some snow after the herald's been dealt with
could use a good snowball fight or three

that i can do

won't really be full on winter, obvs but i can certainly make enough of a wonderland for some snowball fights

ill win of course

heh
well im not backing down from that challenge
you're on

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frostedoverland - 2019-07-06 21:08 (UTC) - Expand

You know I can see this, right?

are you spying on me

You posted this where everyone could see it! Don't blame me that you got caught!

yeah but do you read EVERYTHING posted on this network?
i thought you were a busy turtle

[5 seconds later.]

koopa

I barely read everything in the faculty handout they gave me. What do you think?

This post just caught my eye, is all.

not sure why you're advertising that but ok
so what caught your eye here? the opportunity to take a newbie shoe shopping?

Any new student catches my eye. Half the time I just don't feel like responding.

uh huh
well it was nice of you to say hi totally coincidentally

What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

[Whoosh. Sarcasm went right over his head.]

[Y'know what. Keith will let him have that.]

you could be worse

[...kinda.]

Obviously. But I'm taking my job seriously.