un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

Comments

[marmoron]

as far as you know?
you the last of your clan or something?

[hawkwardness]

I don't have a clan or family. I'm a genuine freak of nature.

[marmoron]

so you just popped into existence?

[hawkwardness]

I had hawk parents. Normal hawk parents. They never spoke or did anything magical. Don't ask me how I happened, I don't know.

[marmoron]

so youre just some kinda hawk prodigy got it
howd you even figure out this school exists?

[Honestly it's kinda sounding like Tobias was the product of some bizarre science experiment, but he's tactful enough not to say that.]

[hawkwardness]

One of the Seers found me and told me about it. Can't fool them, of course.