un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

Comments

UN: Akhet

[ahew_kha]

I hadn't seen a sentient hawk before! But it's good to meet you, anyway! I, um, well, I don't entirely know if I'm a human myself, so I... feel that??? [She tries.]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

I see. Wait. This is... probably very rude, but how do you do schoolwork when you're a bird?

UN: REIRA

[soft_focus]

Why would that be weird?

[The tolerance for the Odd is high with this one.]

Oh, my name is Reira.

un: black

[marmoron]

there a lot of talking hawks that know how to use phones out there?

Un:unbeatablesg

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Oh, hey! I'm Doreen.

Er, I don't want to make any assumptions about your dietary habits? But since red-tailed hawks generally do eat small rodents, could you not eat any of the squirrels here? They're my friends.

Also, they're pretty organized at this point. They'd probably end up making you regret trying.

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Welcome to the school, Tobias! I'm Lia :)

Can't say I've ever shared classes with a hawk before but I feel like that's kind of tame for Daybreak tbh

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

[Possibly not the most encouraging username, given his thoughts on jays, but her actual reply seems amiable enough:]

cool.
lemme know if you're gonna be taking my class and i can work out some custom tools for you.
metalworking might be kinda annoying w/o opposable thumbs otherwise.