un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

Comments

[hawkwardness]

Good to know I'll fit right in. I couldn't go to school back in the normal world, you know?

[buddinghopes]

Yeah, I'd imagine that'd be... difficult. For a number of reasons.

[hawkwardness]

I did watch through the windows sometimes.

[buddinghopes]

At least the classes here will be more interesting than ones at normal schools
But that might be my preference for stuff I'm actually going to be able to use talking

[hawkwardness]

Right. No memorizing random dates and names because it's 'history'. That seems like a waste of time to me. They're not really explaining history.

[buddinghopes]

And after a certain point, stuff starts bleeding into each other anyway, or you go over stuff you're pretty sure you learned plenty about years ago...

I'd rather be learning survival skills or runes

[hawkwardness]

Same. Things I can actually use. No point in wasting time on math if the world's going to end, right?