un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

Comments

[hawkwardness]

I'm as smart as 'anyone', in my opinion. Maybe I should start with basic algebra first and work my way up from there.

[stavros]

Do they give you an entrance exam?

[hawkwardness]

Already been done. I think I did alright, considering.

[stavros]

If you made it in, you must have. Daybreak does its best to foster strength in its students.

[hawkwardness]

It's definitely worlds above what I've seen in public schools. They're awful.

[stavros]

Do public schools actually have graffiti on the lockers or is that a myth?

[hawkwardness]

It might be. Mostly I remember magnets and stickers and sometimes posters.

[stavros]

It seemed unrealistic, but one never knows with this.

[hawkwardness]

[What would a true hawk say...]

I know the lunches they give kids are crap. I've heard them complain about it. I don't get it, wild animals try to give their own babies the best. Weird.

[stavros]

I think it might be different in different countries. I'm unsure, though. Kraft Singles on bread seems somewhat unrealistic.

[hawkwardness]

I hope not. There's better stuff in garbage cans.

[stavros]

Truly the world can be cruel.