un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.

That's all. Thanks.

[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

Comments

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Yep! I can talk to squirrels and get them to help me out. Usually in exchange for nuts and help with defending themselves from predators.

[hawkwardness]

[OOOKAY THEN.]

Right. Predators like me. I'll leave the squirrels alone.

Any other weird wildlife that I should stay away from?

[partiallysquirrelblood]

Chipmunks, prairie dogs, and marmots. Although the marmots are the only ones you have to worry about here, since they're the only ones actually native to France.

[hawkwardness]

The mice and rats are still fair game, right? I don't want an army after me, but I have to eat.