Tobias (
hawkwardness) wrote in
irisnetwork2019-07-05 06:48 pm
un: ornithology
Hey. I'm new here. My name's Tobias. I figured I'd introduce myself before I'm in the classroom, so that no one thinks they're going crazy. See, I'm a red-tailed hawk, not a human. So if you see a big bird with a pretty red tail indoors or flying around, keep in mind it might not be a normal animal.
That's all. Thanks.
[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]
That's all. Thanks.
[The end of the world is more than enough to worry about, he doesn't need to fight off fellow students! Let the boy get an education.]

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[...Oh. Oh no.]
About that... can you download textbooks here?
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can you do voice-to-text?
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the search function lets you search by class.
[Delivered with the patience of someone who's been tech support to the kind of people who can actively set their computer on fire if sufficiently flustered.]
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Unless there's a spell for that.
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depends on how you want to do that.
and what kinda skills you got.
[There are almost certainly a lot more than six possible spells that could do that, given the sheer variety of magical tradition and ability. That was just the amount she could think of off the top of her head.]
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And I'm a 'candle'. I can change shape. That's all I've got right now.
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that's what we like to call a bad news/good news kinda situation.
good news is you might be able to do anything.
bad news is we don't know exactly what til you try.
might as well give something a shot and find out.