001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[compendiem]

[ Do it. Play dangan Kaito and I'll play pre-dangan Kaito and will probably cry the entire time, why was he the way he was, Ichi ]

What about the windows? And the shared bathroom?

[decipere]

[ card, i will absolutely do this with you. please. i fucking hate the pre-game kids so much. i hate them all but they're my precious. i can even give you pre-game shuichi or pre-game kokichi. i've been meaning to have an excuse to play either one forever. ]

nothing to worry about after i handcuff you to the heater and give you a bucket ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ )

[compendiem]

[ Oh my god pre-game Shuichi. pre-game kids are the worst but also the best bc I barely have to canonreview anything, I can just watch endgame. ]

How generous, heat and a chair. Do I get regular meals too, or is that pushing my luck?

[betheman]

[Woah!! WOAH! woah! Woaooooohhh,]

That is rather harsh, is it not!?

More than this, why would they swear such a thing, over something like this??

[decipere]

[ pre-game shuichi is sadly my favourite. he's a disgusting fanboy and he can annoy pre-game kaito about it. think of all the people you could kill.................... ]

you know, i think we just recently got a rat infestation or something. that should be more than enough to feed you for a few weeks

[decipere]

because they're probably a huge weirdo
and it's not harsh when they asked for it!
they said they hoped to die so i'm just fulfilling their wish!

[compendiem]

Everything's figured out. I wouldn't have to leave the room at all. Awesome. I'm trusting you to rat hunting.

[decipere]

what makes you think i'll go rat hunting for you?

[everybodypanic]

explosions with sparkles

[punshots]

oh yea thats true
i think he just forgot about it
and lost it maybe?

idk im kind of bummed about it still
i had like 200 hours on my animal crossing file

[compendiem]

I assumed because I'm shackled to the heater.

[betheman]

That does not mean you deliver to them such a fate!

Even if one foolishly asks for death in such a way, it is better to bring them to justice than to grant senseless pain!

[dang that's Kinda Extra, gon]

[decipere]

but who are you to say that justice isn't senseless pain?
we've had stoning, hanging, burning, drowning, and way more to punish wrongdoers
if they prefer one sense of justice over another sense, why should we stop them from choosing?

[decipere]

that's a bit more like it!
so? where do you set them off? and where can i get a front row seat?

[decipere]

they run around in our room as well. you can just stomp on them when one or two scurry by!

[decipere]

that's terrible! that's just the worst thing ever!
you know what that means, right?
you should take something of his and totally trash it!

[betheman]

And there is a reason we ceased such acts of punishment!

It is not our place, to deliver such harsh punishments, regardless of choice!

[If he was talking, it would be such a passionate speech!]

[punshots]

wait what???
im not gonna do that!!!!
like i bet he just forgot we dont have to get all revengey like that

[everybodypanic]

front row? just stand right next to me and I'll do the rest.

[compendiem]

So I'd have to make do with a meter of range... I think I can do it. Fearless things, though... I'd imagine they'd nestle in the blankets and stuff, the closet, rather than crossing the empty floor.