001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Tu owows la visage

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Nowo way.

Anyone who uses this in my class's papers gets an F minus. Other teachers are free game.

[tiredcharmer]

un: quicksilver00

[punshots]

yo sweet tip my dude! i know like 0 french LMAO
negative french bc i keep saying mercy bouckets wrong
what does it mean?

[compendiem]

Our essays have to be in French?

[ NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS
WTF ]

[everybodypanic]

i'll think about it

okay I thought about it

not gonna happen

STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

[Sadly, Gongenzaka has zero hints of a funny bone in his body apparently. Or at least, with this kind of thing.]

This is not French in the slightest.

You should not lie.