001 ♔ UN: USOTSUKI

[decipere]

hewwo to all you new students!

learning a new language can be really hard! especially if you're not allllll that bright, but don't worry! i've gone ahead and conjugated a really important word in french for you guys because i'm such a nice guy! (o˘◡˘o)

j'owo
tu owows
il owo
nous owoins
vous owoez
ils owoent

make sure to use them a lot in your essays and tests! i swear on my great uncle's wife's friend's life that your teachers would really appreciate it!

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Tu owows la visage

[decipere]

owoui, j'owo la visage. j'aime beaucowoup mowon owo visage. et tu?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Mowon visage est meilleur que towon visage. Mais n'est pas ma Francais.

[decipere]

tu es un enfant gwossiew! c'est comme ça que tu me wemewcies apwès que j'ai essayé de t'aidew avec ton fwançais? ùwú

Japanese

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I admit defeat I have no idea what the fuck that means.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Nowo way.

Anyone who uses this in my class's papers gets an F minus. Other teachers are free game.

[decipere]

shouldn't teachers be happy to see their students branching off academically? it's not fair to fail someone simply because they don't align with your point of view!

[tiredcharmer]

[decipere]

waaaah, what a scary glare! looks like someone is upset!

un: quicksilver00

[punshots]

yo sweet tip my dude! i know like 0 french LMAO
negative french bc i keep saying mercy bouckets wrong
what does it mean?

[decipere]

it's just a really polite way of addressing yourself or others. so i recommend that you use it as often as you can! you don't want to be the rude impolite student by not showing the proper amount of respect, do you?

[punshots]

ok let me practice
j'owo my dude
ur a real il owo

[ He has no idea what he just said. ]

[decipere]

wow, look at you! for a dumb blond, you sure picked that up quickly! are you sure you don't know any french at all?

[ prompto truly deserves better than this... ]

[compendiem]

Our essays have to be in French?

[ NOBODY TOLD HIM THIS
WTF ]

[decipere]

well, we are in france, aren't we?

[compendiem]

We are... I guess there's no time like the present to learn. j'owo means I'm... owoing? I owo.

[decipere]

see? you're already getting the hang of it. now repeat after me.

j'owo et je vais mourir pour pouvoir rendre mon lit à ouma.

[everybodypanic]

i'll think about it

okay I thought about it

not gonna happen

[decipere]

aw, you're no fun. haven't you ever learned to lighten up a little?

[everybodypanic]

have you actually met me?

i'm tons of fun!!

[decipere]

nope, i probably never met you or if i did, i totally forgot! i don't like to remember boring people who pretend that they're fun

STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

[Sadly, Gongenzaka has zero hints of a funny bone in his body apparently. Or at least, with this kind of thing.]

This is not French in the slightest.

You should not lie.

[decipere]

what are you talking about, big guy? that's clearly french right there. i conjugated it and everything

[betheman]

It is not!!

You have either been fooled yourself, or you are attempting to play others for a fool!

[no don't give him an out gongenzaka]

[decipere]

whaaaaat, really? but someone told me that this was french! they crossed their heart and hoped to die and everything!

are you saying that i was tricked?!

[ thanks for the easy out, gon ]