forward-dated to August 1st - un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

Three things:

A.) If anyone needs me, don't bother with my room. I'm in the infirmary, by Keith's bed. As some of you may know he and Ruby have fallen comatose after we went on an ill-advised mission to the Outlands. Please keep them in your thoughts.

B.) Is anyone here good with amphibians? I'm not comfortable leaving Keith's bedside, but I have a friendly glow toad who might need a little water fun from time to time. If you want to play with a toad, feed him some more toad-appropriate food than 'a quarter of my sandwiches', etc... I'd appreciate it.

Here he is. [ Image Attachment: Sir.png. Desk included for scale. ]

C.) Hope everyone is having a good summer. If you want to tell me about it, I could use the distraction.

Action Option

[ If you want to just directly come see James in the infirmary, absolutely feel free to! He'll be reliably in there until August 4th - that's the day Keith wakes up and he starts sleeping in his own room again. ]

Comments

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

they're in comas ??

are you hurt too?

[onebetter]

A little banged up, but nothing bad. I got lucky this time.

The infirmary staff says their conditions are stable at least. I don't know much beyond this.

[hippocarnival]

how long are you staying there?

[He wants to ask what happened, but he won't make James relive that right now.]

[onebetter]

Until Keith wakes up. I can't stand going back to our room right now. Professor Hieke was kind enough to allow me to stay.

[hippocarnival]

[Gluing himself to Kieth's bedside, got it. He doesn't know the extent of their relationship but at least they must be close given the explosive tempers on Jolyne's post to the network, and now this.]

is the toad with you?

I don't know much about them but Nana owns a frog

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

I have a pet frog. I can take care of a glow toad for you, don't worry.

I'm sorry. Let me know if there's anything I can do, okay?

[onebetter]

I was hoping you were proficient with toads as well!

Sir is from the Outlands so he's a lot more sturdy and intelligent than a mundane toad. His diet is more varied and he's fine just sitting on someone's shoulder for a while, etc. So he's really pretty easy to take care of.

[playitagain]

[Nana's not going to say that all of this is really great. That would be insensitive. Jame's roommate (boyfriend? they did go to prom together...) is in a coma. James is worried sick.

She'll think it.]

I think I can manage that. I can cook him food, if that goes better! And find him some bugs, if he prefers those.

[onebetter]

Thank you so much! He's omnivorous from all I can tell. Haven't found anything he wouldn't eat and do well with yet.

What does your frog normally eat?

[playitagain]

Crickets, grasshoppers, and mealworms.

I know a place where I get a good deal.

[she totally feeds Kerogan live insects]

un: anarose

[highelves]

Would you like someone to keep you company? I can head over now if you need me.

[onebetter]

I don't want the infirmary to get too crowded. I'm already causing enough trouble for the professors as is...

But if we could text for a bit, I'd really appreciate it. I know Keith is stable and it's still nerve-wrecking.

[highelves]

Of course. I'm here for you.

That's good news, at least -- that he's stable, I mean.

[onebetter]

I don't think I'll be at ease until he's awake, but the infirmary staff is trying to reassure me.

It's just... weird. He isn't even a loud person normally, but it's still too quiet.

[highelves]

I understand. It's natural that you'd be worried about him.

If you're more comfortable, I don't mind messaging you privately.

un: nadiasays, because im tagging you with both

[mfes]

Hey, you okay? Need me to get anything for you?

[private]

[onebetter]

Okay is probably an overstatement. I'm physically fine, some bruises aside.

I messed up really badly though. I thought I could do damage control by coming with him and the others, but I should have stopped this madness when I could have.

[nor_iron_bars]

[Welp. Just... not gonna touch any of that emotional stuff.]

does the toad need Warmth.
i have a spare heat lamp for reasons.

[You don't need to know what those reasons are. It's fine.]

[onebetter]

Are the reasons snakes? I don't want to know if they aren't.

[ But snakes are actually pretty cool and they would fit Jail's aesthetic in James' superficial opinion. ]

Sir (that's the toad) is a swamp denizen though, his temperatures are fairly low from what I understand. I'm new to toad-keeping, but I read up a lot.

[nor_iron_bars]

sure, let's go with that.

[It could be snakes. You don't know. Certainly, no one can prove otherwise.]

guess that makes sense.
too bad there's no such thing as a cold lamp.

[Five seconds later:]

actually now i kinda wanna see if i can make that a thing.
brb, doing science.

[Well, that's not worrying at all.]

[onebetter]

Isn't that just an AC?

[ And if there isn't a reply soon... ]

... Professor...?

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

They'll be okay.

But I gotta say, I was hoping my summer would be way more chill.

[onebetter]

No kidding...

We brought this one upon ourselves though. We should never have gone.

[transfusionem]

You're probably right about that. It's too late to go back now, though.

[onebetter]

I know it is, but I think we... we really need to learn from it. We all got cocky after defeating the Herald went comparatively smoothly.

"What were we thinking?" is a question that comes to mind but I know what we thought. We can't let ourselves think it again.