un: nadiasays

[mfes]

You know what you guys are missing? A school paper.

You'd think that with how ~rich~ and ~prestigious~ this school is, there'd at least be some sort of tabloid keeping us newcomers in the know about what's happening here.

So you know what? I'm gonna start one. Name's Nadia Rizavi, and I'm a brand spankin' new Candle from Arizona. Anyone else wants in, hit me up. Now accepting applications, AKA give me an elevator pitch on something you can offer to my new pet project! If I'm impressed, you're in. If not, well, sorry, be less boring!!!

Now let's get this thing started.

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Well, fuck, I figured this would go to hell a little bit, so lemme clear some stuff up for all of you. No, I'm actually being serious here for once.

If you could do me a huge favor and maybe not be absolute assholes to all of the UN people, that'd be kinda chill? I don't like 'em either, but the dumb-ass in charge of them is a family member of mine and he's pretty chill. Good dude. Only one that isn't a total fucking freak show.

On that note, if he starts calling me anything other than my name, he's a lying sack of shit. Don't call me that shit.

Also, he can deny it all he wants, but he's kinda my grand uncle. Welcome to my family, it's goddamned fucking stupid and great grandpa's a fucking trainwreck. Just sayin'.

Thanks or w/e.

P.S. Don't insult his hair. Just trust me on this. I know it's fucking stupid looking, but he hits harder than I do.