awooligan: (773)
[personal profile] awooligan
can you catch rabies from a person?
what diseases can all be transferred via bite?
how do you train your roommate to stop trying to bite you over whatever the hell he feels like?
anyone looking for a human-shaped pet?

this isn't my recent search history, I'm actually asking
ninehilist: (Headache)
[personal profile] ninehilist
[Right, okay, he has to ask. He's been here long enough.]

quick question

does anyone OTHER THAN JAILBREAK know how to use a freaking antivirus? VPN? adblock? any basic internet and computer security protocol?

un: 46692

Mar. 1st, 2020 10:13 am
escardos: (quatorze.)
[personal profile] escardos
do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being simultaneously murdered at like eight mcdonalds????

or is that just me?

UN: 6234-01

Mar. 1st, 2020 10:06 am
thaumatrope: (.8)
[personal profile] thaumatrope
Good morning Daybreak Academy. My name is Adriel, one of the angels of the Aelge Family. I will be working as a TA in the Academy for the foreseeable future. I offer help for students who would like one-on-one sessions or teachers who have extra work they would like help with.

My room is on Aube 303. Please do not hesitate to call or visit if you would like help or simply want someone to speak with.

I look forward to meeting you all!
strings_theory: (ida11)
[personal profile] strings_theory
Real talk:

Does anyone here not have some kind of fucking childhood trauma bullshit? Goddamn, this is fucking pathetic to watch.


[YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THEM, JOLYNE...]

Also, anyone that's got some anatomy knowledge, I have a quick question: how long does it generally take for someone to bleed out from a minor wound? Enough to need stitches but not enough to require surgery otherwise. Asking for my own curious brain, I swear to fuck I haven't done anything to warrant this question. Just idle weird thoughts.

Okay, actually, one more question. Skin grows back, doesn't it??????
foolishjustice: (So I see...)
[personal profile] foolishjustice
There have been a lot of strange incidents over the past months, where people abruptly lost control of themselves and acted on repressed desires, without regard for consequences. I'd like to provide an explanation for them.

When I arrived here, it was at the behest of a powerful and dangerous mage by the name of Masayoshi Shido. He wanted me to sabotage the school, and undermine the faith of both the students and the larger magical community in Daybreak's ability to manage and protect Candles. He wanted to weaken the school's image, in order to take over as the one in charge of overseeing the development of Flames.

He ordered this in complete awareness that such an upset would only hurt humanity's chances of overcoming Nightfall. His only priority was that he, and the people he deemed significant, survived and were able to continue leading their privileged lives. He believed himself to be a destined savior, but thought only a select few were worth saving, even if it meant turning his back on the masses.

I'm coming forward with this now because his conspiracy is finally undone. I told Daybreak's faculty of his schemes in October, and we were finally able to mount a covert counterattack at the end of last month. He wasn't alone in these plans, but his accomplices should be in too much disarray for a while to react effectively. I think I owe this explanation to everyone who's been affected by my actions, so I decided to say something now, while I have the breathing room.

This isn't a plea for forgiveness or mercy, I know everyone this matters to has every right to hate me. But I do hope you sleep a little better, knowing what happened and that there's no further chance of it happening again.
escardos: (quatorze.)
[personal profile] escardos
so imagine you're making ratatouille and you don't like tomatoes. you don't like the taste, the texture, the putting them in water and the peeling them-- ugh! so you say to yourself "lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?" a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you're done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille?! so you take to google and find that the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they forma a "sauce" of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther's 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics.
strings_theory: (ida3)
[personal profile] strings_theory
Sooo.

Today I learned that my strings do not in fact cut through bone.

Bonus: I learned I can have Stone Free type shit for me instead.

No, you're not getting any context for this shit.

I might have made a mistake this time.
infestedcouncilpresident: (Phone)
[personal profile] infestedcouncilpresident
Hey Ive got an open question for you all: Why do you go on the super optional death missions?

Ive been on them too because...Nightfall is everyones problem and since I can do some stuff normal people cant I kind of felt like I had to? But I never signed up to be a soldier I signed up to be a student. I got all this training to be a human blender and I got this cool daemon horn sword but

I hate knowing how to kill people and I hate that I know what it feels like to be stabbed

I dunno maybe I want to see if Im just being selfish. Might delete this in the morning
hattersgonnahat: (Yeeeeey)
[personal profile] hattersgonnahat
it almost my birthday!!!!

[She's feeling pretty indulgent right now. With all the sad, miserable and bad things that keep happening all the time it felt almost necessary.]

which also means i have been here for almost a year too. it doesnt feel that long.
missleading: (☼ o18.)
[personal profile] missleading
I was looking up things that people do for the holidays around the world and

[ Attached image ]

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!?

un: 46692

Nov. 17th, 2019 03:07 pm
escardos: (Default)
[personal profile] escardos
it's almost christmas! how does it feel to be approaching the holidays when nightfall is approaching so quickly? make sure to spend your time wisely, because you might not be here next year you might be three meters underground!

juuuuuuust kidding! but it's a fun thought, isn't it? people celebrating and putting their holiday lights up, almost as if trying to make us unaware of what is coming. they might as well be trying to brainwash us, huh?

i really hope i can buy some new video games-- what are you guys planning?
buddinghopes: (hmmm)
[personal profile] buddinghopes
Hey, I was just wondering... There isn't a cooking club here, is there? Would anyone be interested in joining if it was a thing?

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