un: whattheshell

[genz]

good morning everyone!! did you have nice naps? never mind that i know for a fact some of you didn't since we've accidentally shared some deeply personal psychological things, it's the principle of the greeting, okay.

but wouldn't it be funny if when nightfall came sandman just kept us asleep through it? stress free losing! though i guess we'd have to be asleep before we knew the date too to spare us the nightmares. maybe just stay in your cozy blanket and come to class late today like me.

just some good natured jokes, don't put me in trouble for this teachers. ;)

[ ooc: as a reminder i have permissions for more intense/emoji opt out with default as simple/kaomoji! also leo is written as having been a class skipping troublemaker for months, pre-establishing is open on plurk 173ELI or pm or otherwise ]

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

And then you made a real good night's sleep fucking dark, how the fuck?

I swear, the more new people we get, the more doom and gloom you all are. I'd rather go down kicking the shit out of whatever than just "die in my sleep" or whatever other stupid bullshit.

[genz]

it's all perspective! worrying about the end of the world is going to age us all prematurely before we even die young so like, we shouldn't work too hard if the odds aren't great. who wants to be all stress-wrinkly with their battle scars?

some randos, sure. not me though!

[strings_theory]

So you'd rather just, y'know, fuckin' die? Because that's what I'm hearin' over here and that's just irritating.

But sure, whatever, you stay over there while the rest of us kick their goddamned shit in. Christ, I didn't think we could get more useless people here but seems I was proven wrong again.

[genz]

never said i wouldnt fight, just that its a pain and i dont want to!

you mind telling that to the faculty so they stop expecting things from me?

[strings_theory]

Cute of you to assume that the faculty give a single iota of a fuck about what I say or do.

You really must be new, then.

UN: STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

Somehow, I doubt that the Sandman would have left everyone to sleep through an incident that deters their purpose; it is rather difficult to spread sleep to the people if the people are quickly becoming eradicated...

[gongenzaka no]

[genz]

aw thanks i know im cute

look you gotta get all the referrals you can when your own mischief isnt enough. that doesnt sound good on faculty tho. the youth is the future etc

[genz]

woah also like
if sandman got eradicated first and enough powers that be mess up
do we just never sleep again

[ engaging this turtle is a mistake ]

[strings_theory]

It took me literally jumping someone for them to actually punish me, you're good.

UN: SenzaLuce

[unlogic]

I'm not sure if I would consider sleeping a whole day away to be a "nap", in any case.

I also don't think sleeping through the end of the world would be very funny.

[genz]

aw what. there go my dreams of being a charming bad boy

cant believe i wish the school was run by terrifying rule overlords

[genz]

its a little funny! youre just going about your day you look forward to eating some delicious ramen tomorrow and you sleep at night then boom, no ramen for you.

poor ramen :(

[strings_theory]

Sucks to suck, I guess.

Nah, I think the worst I've had other than that was being yelled at to wear appropriate clothes here. Because supposedly there's a dress code or some shit.

[unlogic]

What if you wanted to be able to make sure that the ramen WOULD still be there tomorrow?

[genz]

your unbridled aggression is equal parts inspiring and saddening. at least youre on the punch the apocalypse in the face side even if youre yelling at teens online :(

... haha wow i can practically go around in barely anything all the time talk about double standards

[strings_theory]

It's either punch the apocalypse in the face or stay in prison, take a guess which I'd rather.

Yeah, well. Apparently booty shorts aren't the "appropriate clothing" around here, despite being like fuckin' summer and stupid hot out.

[genz]

thats a toughie! seers exist right? i mean, i dont trust them but the school sure seems to. the futures too much. the end of the world? whack

anyway point is enjoy life eat that ramen now dude

[genz]

>i feel like i missed several key steps to unlocking your tragic backstory. but also, woah prison, i will never be as metal as you might as well accept that now too.

stick it to the man and wear those booty shorts!! be the face of the rebellion ⭐️

[strings_theory]

Tragic backstory? Nah. It was shit I didn't do, so it doesn't really matter. Kind of a moot point at this rate?

Already fuckin' trying.

Fuck's sakes. Who are you, by the way?

[genz]

[ b-but that's even more tragic... well rip ok then ]

first i need a signed agreement no harm will come to my beautiful face greeny

[strings_theory]

Luckily for you that I don't randomly attack people anymore, huh? Don't really get anything out of it, so unless you suddenly attack me or want to spar or whatever, there's nothing to worry about.

un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

Or we could stay awake, train, and win Nightfall. These jokes aren't good-natured, they're defeatist. We don't need this attitude in this war.

[genz]

the anymore is not instilling a lot of confidence but i also admire the honesty. leonardo, resident fey. leo's easier

[genz]

yes okay officer you caught me

what we're not allowed to joke about impending doom anymore?

UN: deltadeath

[trademark_skull]

Wait, so you'd rather just die?