un: whattheshell

[genz]

good morning everyone!! did you have nice naps? never mind that i know for a fact some of you didn't since we've accidentally shared some deeply personal psychological things, it's the principle of the greeting, okay.

but wouldn't it be funny if when nightfall came sandman just kept us asleep through it? stress free losing! though i guess we'd have to be asleep before we knew the date too to spare us the nightmares. maybe just stay in your cozy blanket and come to class late today like me.

just some good natured jokes, don't put me in trouble for this teachers. ;)

[ ooc: as a reminder i have permissions for more intense/emoji opt out with default as simple/kaomoji! also leo is written as having been a class skipping troublemaker for months, pre-establishing is open on plurk 173ELI or pm or otherwise ]

Comments

[genz]

it's all perspective! worrying about the end of the world is going to age us all prematurely before we even die young so like, we shouldn't work too hard if the odds aren't great. who wants to be all stress-wrinkly with their battle scars?

some randos, sure. not me though!

[strings_theory]

So you'd rather just, y'know, fuckin' die? Because that's what I'm hearin' over here and that's just irritating.

But sure, whatever, you stay over there while the rest of us kick their goddamned shit in. Christ, I didn't think we could get more useless people here but seems I was proven wrong again.

[genz]

never said i wouldnt fight, just that its a pain and i dont want to!

you mind telling that to the faculty so they stop expecting things from me?

[strings_theory]

Cute of you to assume that the faculty give a single iota of a fuck about what I say or do.

You really must be new, then.

[genz]

aw thanks i know im cute

look you gotta get all the referrals you can when your own mischief isnt enough. that doesnt sound good on faculty tho. the youth is the future etc

[strings_theory]

It took me literally jumping someone for them to actually punish me, you're good.

[genz]

aw what. there go my dreams of being a charming bad boy

cant believe i wish the school was run by terrifying rule overlords

[strings_theory]

Sucks to suck, I guess.

Nah, I think the worst I've had other than that was being yelled at to wear appropriate clothes here. Because supposedly there's a dress code or some shit.

[genz]

your unbridled aggression is equal parts inspiring and saddening. at least youre on the punch the apocalypse in the face side even if youre yelling at teens online :(

... haha wow i can practically go around in barely anything all the time talk about double standards

[strings_theory]

It's either punch the apocalypse in the face or stay in prison, take a guess which I'd rather.

Yeah, well. Apparently booty shorts aren't the "appropriate clothing" around here, despite being like fuckin' summer and stupid hot out.

[genz]

>i feel like i missed several key steps to unlocking your tragic backstory. but also, woah prison, i will never be as metal as you might as well accept that now too.

stick it to the man and wear those booty shorts!! be the face of the rebellion ⭐️

[strings_theory]

Tragic backstory? Nah. It was shit I didn't do, so it doesn't really matter. Kind of a moot point at this rate?

Already fuckin' trying.

Fuck's sakes. Who are you, by the way?

[genz]

[ b-but that's even more tragic... well rip ok then ]

first i need a signed agreement no harm will come to my beautiful face greeny

[strings_theory]

Luckily for you that I don't randomly attack people anymore, huh? Don't really get anything out of it, so unless you suddenly attack me or want to spar or whatever, there's nothing to worry about.

[genz]

the anymore is not instilling a lot of confidence but i also admire the honesty. leonardo, resident fey. leo's easier

[strings_theory]

It only took some scars to figure that out, I guess.

Damn, admitting you're a fey, that's not usual.

But uh, Jolyne. Resident shit stirrer, got a familiar or some shit, and I guess future hunter??? I dunno, shit happens.

[genz]

[ the career path thing catches him off guard. he hasn't been vocal about his aversion or anything but... anyway, it's something to take note. here we are, wanting to take back introductions already. ]

yeah well, i kind of stand out whether or not i want to, so might as well do it deliberately? i can ruin peoples days if they look at me funny o(〃＾▽＾〃)o (i won't actually but the aura is powerful and must be weld responsibly)

you confident about that whole hunter business?

[strings_theory]

[If only he knew it was very specific things that they went after.]

... Aura? And yeah, I guess so, better than pretending you're something you're not, right?

And uh, yeah, kinda? Sort of a weird family business thing, though it's not like we hunt everything under the sun or some shit. Was a particular kind of vampire before dad evidently ended his damn career and then a particular type of familiar user if they wanna cause some shit.

Hunter probably ain't the best term for it.

[genz]

sounds more like a mission but

is it really worth doing a multi-generational chase? their sins that heavy? or is it a very literal "dad told you to".

[ not the classiest way to word it, but it's deliberate. ]

[strings_theory]

What? The vampire totally fucking deserved it.

As for the other fuckin' thing? It's not really a chase after particular people more of "hey, you trying to kill a bunch of people with your familiar? Yeah, okay, that shit ain't cool and you either get your shit handed to you or die???? Or cut that shit out." more or less?

'Cause the type of familiar we're talking about can manifest some real bullshit abilities and kinda be dangerous as shit and evidently there's all kinds of research on these fuckin' things.

Something something family curse something something? I don't know.

[genz]

good enough for me. i just feel kinda weird about any long-standing traditions, if you'll forgive that.

and if there's a genuine family curse, hell, i hope it doesn't last like, after you.

[ again, assuming there is an "after us", he erases. he doesn't need to be chastised online again. at least not for another 48 hours ]

[strings_theory]

Nah, I gotcha. We aren't like usual hunters or anything, shit's really specialized.

Uhhh, considering it's been at least seven of us with this shit? I doubt it's fucking off any time soon, thanks, though?

[At this point she really doesn't care much anymore, it's not like she really has anything to hide that much anymore. People can be doom and gloom all they want, they can stay the fuck home if that's the case. She'd rather go down fighting.]