un: whattheshell

[genz]

good morning everyone!! did you have nice naps? never mind that i know for a fact some of you didn't since we've accidentally shared some deeply personal psychological things, it's the principle of the greeting, okay.

but wouldn't it be funny if when nightfall came sandman just kept us asleep through it? stress free losing! though i guess we'd have to be asleep before we knew the date too to spare us the nightmares. maybe just stay in your cozy blanket and come to class late today like me.

just some good natured jokes, don't put me in trouble for this teachers. ;)

[ ooc: as a reminder i have permissions for more intense/emoji opt out with default as simple/kaomoji! also leo is written as having been a class skipping troublemaker for months, pre-establishing is open on plurk 173ELI or pm or otherwise ]

Comments

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

And then you made a real good night's sleep fucking dark, how the fuck?

I swear, the more new people we get, the more doom and gloom you all are. I'd rather go down kicking the shit out of whatever than just "die in my sleep" or whatever other stupid bullshit.

[genz]

it's all perspective! worrying about the end of the world is going to age us all prematurely before we even die young so like, we shouldn't work too hard if the odds aren't great. who wants to be all stress-wrinkly with their battle scars?

some randos, sure. not me though!

[strings_theory]

So you'd rather just, y'know, fuckin' die? Because that's what I'm hearin' over here and that's just irritating.

But sure, whatever, you stay over there while the rest of us kick their goddamned shit in. Christ, I didn't think we could get more useless people here but seems I was proven wrong again.

[genz]

never said i wouldnt fight, just that its a pain and i dont want to!

you mind telling that to the faculty so they stop expecting things from me?

UN: STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

Somehow, I doubt that the Sandman would have left everyone to sleep through an incident that deters their purpose; it is rather difficult to spread sleep to the people if the people are quickly becoming eradicated...

[gongenzaka no]

[genz]

woah also like
if sandman got eradicated first and enough powers that be mess up
do we just never sleep again

[ engaging this turtle is a mistake ]

[betheman]

Do you require the Sandman to sleep entirely?

[genz]

don't worry dude! there's a very slim chance of these actually happening.

possibly. who knows.

[ is he trying to help or not... ]

UN: SenzaLuce

[unlogic]

I'm not sure if I would consider sleeping a whole day away to be a "nap", in any case.

I also don't think sleeping through the end of the world would be very funny.

[genz]

its a little funny! youre just going about your day you look forward to eating some delicious ramen tomorrow and you sleep at night then boom, no ramen for you.

poor ramen :(

[unlogic]

What if you wanted to be able to make sure that the ramen WOULD still be there tomorrow?

[genz]

thats a toughie! seers exist right? i mean, i dont trust them but the school sure seems to. the futures too much. the end of the world? whack

anyway point is enjoy life eat that ramen now dude

un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

Or we could stay awake, train, and win Nightfall. These jokes aren't good-natured, they're defeatist. We don't need this attitude in this war.

[genz]

yes okay officer you caught me

what we're not allowed to joke about impending doom anymore?

[onebetter]

You are allowed, but that doesn't mean it's going to be well-received.

Dying in Nigthfall is a real fear for us, I'm not certain how you thought joking about it on the net wasn't going to strike a nerve.

[genz]

idk man as a whole dying in your sleep still sounds more pleasant than going down fighting. you could just have an interrupted dream where you're chilling on a beach with your bros in tahiti and you're none the wiser that you can't finish your drink

but apparently everyone just really wants to throw it down with fate itself?? i don't get it, but cool. you can pick up the slack from the minority who didn't wanna be drafted

UN: deltadeath

[trademark_skull]

Wait, so you'd rather just die?

[genz]

i mean, it was a joke, but that so many people are missing it is probably a sign casual existential dread is not as funny as i thought???

the future's in good, ridiculously optimistic hands

[trademark_skull]

Well, I'm going to be fine when Nightfall happens anyway. Can't be sure about all of you though.

Aren't you guys supposed to be here to fight it, not sleep it off?

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

What did you remember dreaming about, if I can ask?

[Most of Ren's dreamwalking would be classified as weird and not conducive to great sleep.]

[genz]

oh i was pretty lucky. i had like a peaceful dream house with my dream fam, i got to dream cook dream food and play dream videogames.

......... i guess that's why people were so prickly about me saying "sleep good, eternal sleep funny". even if i didn't bring up nightmares, their brains are assholes... f to everyone with the asshole brains (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[nevernoaction]

You did luck out. I think I traveled around to several people's dreams and I think I dreamed about being a young child.

UN: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

So funny, I forgot to laugh.

Why are you even here if you want to give up before it starts?

[Some birds don't want to die, okay!!]

[genz]

sweet summer child some of us were drafted

food bribery and a fancy roof over our heads don't change that :'(

[hawkwardness]

Still sounds like you're giving up before we even try.