un: headphonehero

[missleading]

💀💀 YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GOLDEN DANCING SKELETON OF DOOTSVILLE 💀💀
TELL HIM YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND YOU WILL GET
TREATS

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UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

...Minako.

This is so 2004.

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

I don't control the Duke of Doots and when he decides to come to town
I don't have that kind of power
Time means nothing to him, an illusion in the eyes of the immortal being of funk and spook
He laughs at we mere mortals and our desire to mark our days on this skeleton-filled planet

a few seconds later

[missleading]

Plus I'm pretty sure it's like 2010 get it right

[shockingblue]

We are all skeletons just waiting to happen.

Soon to be footsoldiers of Dootsville, marching under the banner of the Duke of Doots.

We march to Doot's Gate, knee-deep in the Doot.

[missleading]

I'm just trying to make sure that nobody suffers that terrible fate too soon
You clearly know the enormity of the situation
Surely you have prepared by securing a costume to fool the Duke of Doot into thinking you aren't one of his future soldiers