un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

[bolderfell]

An unhungry coward.

[deuteranope]

with easy access to non-bumble goods and beverages

[bolderfell]

Just because I'm a coward doesn't mean I should settle.

[deuteranope]

then you'd just be a cowardly loser

alright fine I can accept your argument

[bolderfell]

Thanks. Your support means a lot.

[stavros]

Maybe? Some of them.

[transfusionem]

You're just as guilty of being biased as I am.

[deuteranope]

sure but I'm right
pretty sure you said that's one of those always rules

[transfusionem]

Most vampires I know have a sense of humor.

[transfusionem]

I guess I did say that.

But still! Bias doesn't mean anything. Kokoro said she laughed too, anyways.

[deuteranope]

I dunno who the fuck that is but I'm immediately judging their taste

[transfusionem]

Don't be mean.

[deuteranope]

what else can I say bumble you can't spell mean without me

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Youll let your guard down eventually and thats when ill strike

[heromedal]

I’m arranging a safe house until I take all of you out.

[deuteranope]

fuck off grim creeper

[bolderfell]

But I don't even know your name.

[sauerfacedcyborg]

[There's a slight...delay.]

I'm aware, but the common association is that they're some degree of averse to sunlight.

[transfusionem]

That's no excuse!

[transfusionem]

That's a myth perpetuated by the hunters that want to put them down.

[deuteranope]

it is an excuse it's just a bad one

[transfusionem]

A bad excuse is basically no excuse.

[deuteranope]

can't spell excuse without sux

[transfusionem]

Is this you admitting you suck?

[deuteranope]

excuse only has one u and no i