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Adelaide Cooke ([personal profile] transfusionem) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-10-28 04:02 pm
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un: wellcooked

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.
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deuteranope: (mav186)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-10-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I got insomnia too don't see me fucking murdering people but fucking go off I guess
heromedal: (yuk-yuk-yuk)

[personal profile] heromedal 2019-10-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ About three seconds after this goes up-

COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE QUAD ]
notbornguilty: (Give me coffee or I'll give you death)

UN: Schnee_Heiress

[personal profile] notbornguilty 2019-10-28 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So you say blood and coffee are interchangeable? And here I thought I hadn't inherited that part.
Edited 2019-10-28 21:49 (UTC)
strings_theory: (ida22)

UN: GreenDolphin

[personal profile] strings_theory 2019-10-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Congrats, lamest joke I've ever heard.
Edited (IT DIDN'T TAKE MY SUBJECT LINE, RUDE) 2019-10-28 21:49 (UTC)
taiyounoyou: (pic#12427305)

[personal profile] taiyounoyou 2019-10-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[This... is...

delightful!]

Q: How did the vampire race finish?

A: Neck and neck!
stavros: Kokoro smiling, embarrassed but confident. ([c] might be a competition)

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[personal profile] stavros 2019-10-29 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Am I a bad person if I laughed?
sauerfacedcyborg: (I'm not sure I understand.)

un: Ziggy

[personal profile] sauerfacedcyborg 2019-10-29 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't bats nocturnal?
infestedcouncilpresident: (I blame Toyo)

un: supersenses

[personal profile] infestedcouncilpresident 2019-10-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so obviously Im going to throw something at her the question is what
subconmodo: (Let's talk about your chances of living.)

un: mortiscausa

[personal profile] subconmodo 2019-10-30 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[I'm sorry. Are there puns happening? Because it sounds like there are puns happening.]

Lame. Step up your game, kid, you can do better than that. For example:

Why was no one afraid of the vampire dog?

Because his bark was worse than his bite.
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