un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Q: Why do vampire bats drink blood?

A: Because coffee keeps them up at night.

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I got insomnia too don't see me fucking murdering people but fucking go off I guess

[transfusionem]

[She's just going to ignore that negativity and keep going!!!]

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat.

[deuteranope]

a Maverick wielding a bat

[heromedal]

[ About three seconds after this goes up-

COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE QUAD ]

[transfusionem]

[Oh, my god.

She makes her way over to him, phone in hand, and just. Gives him a look, one eyebrow slowly raising.]

[heromedal]

[ Yeah uh, he's still laughing. He hasn't noticed her. He's just seated, making everyone else think a demonic invasion is starting. ]

UN: Schnee_Heiress

[notbornguilty]

So you say blood and coffee are interchangeable? And here I thought I hadn't inherited that part.

[transfusionem]

Anything's interchangeable if you want it to be.

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Congrats, lamest joke I've ever heard.

[transfusionem]

I live to serve!

[taiyounoyou]

[This... is...

delightful!]

Q: How did the vampire race finish?

A: Neck and neck!

[transfusionem]

[She's glad someone understands.]

That one's a classic.

[taiyounoyou]

Yours was really good, too!

Are you a fan of vampires? Or are you just getting in the season?

[Or both. It could be both.]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Am I a bad person if I laughed?

[transfusionem]

Not at all. Jokes are supposed to make you laugh.

[stavros]

Perhaps, but daemons are serious business, and I believe you may have offended every vampire in school besides.

un: Ziggy

[sauerfacedcyborg]

Aren't bats nocturnal?

[transfusionem]

Do you want me to change it to morning?

[sauerfacedcyborg]

It would make more sense, especially with the vampire comparison.

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Okay so obviously Im going to throw something at her the question is what

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I vote peanuts

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

Peanuts seconded.

[transfusionem]

You'll have to catch me first!

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

[I'm sorry. Are there puns happening? Because it sounds like there are puns happening.]

Lame. Step up your game, kid, you can do better than that. For example:

Why was no one afraid of the vampire dog?

Because his bark was worse than his bite.

[transfusionem]

I don't know, that one's pretty weak.