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[escardos]

it's almost christmas! how does it feel to be approaching the holidays when nightfall is approaching so quickly? make sure to spend your time wisely, because you might not be here next year you might be three meters underground!

juuuuuuust kidding! but it's a fun thought, isn't it? people celebrating and putting their holiday lights up, almost as if trying to make us unaware of what is coming. they might as well be trying to brainwash us, huh?

i really hope i can buy some new video games-- what are you guys planning?

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[nor_iron_bars]

nice of you to offer, but nah.
give the shit i get into, odds are someone's gonna tackle me eventually.
might as well just let nature take its' course.

sides, i don't mind festivus.
kinda curious to see how long this keeps going.

[Well, at least this explains why she sometimes opens staff meetings with "I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT THEM".]

[escardos]

so what do you do during festivus? what makes it so special?

[nor_iron_bars]

[Being Jail, she just sends him a link to a Wikipedia page.]

[Who says you can't use it as a source?]

[escardos]

oh that makes sense! well maybe this year you can have another festivus stacked on top of the one that's been going on for 3 years. it'd be like....four times the celebration!

[nor_iron_bars]

you gotta be careful about that, tho.
combine too many festivii and you basically just brought back saturnalia.
which is always a fun way to spend a tuesday, don't get me wrong, but i kinda had shit to do this week.
i'm gonna put up mistlefoe and everything.

[...on the bright side, at least if he googles Saturnalia, she can claim she's being educational.]