A crime most fowl

[missleading]

I was looking up things that people do for the holidays around the world and

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WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!?

Comments

un: xspire

[synthsized]

Isn't the whole point of turkey to stuff it?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I dont know but it looks american

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Ah. That would be stuffing. That's specifically an American food crime.

UN: tealeaf22

[bolderfell]

[SQUINT.]

...Is there some kind of other meat inside that bird?

UN: SevenVoyages

[conquerorofwaves]

Yeeah, this is why my mom just went 'screw this tradition, we're having lamb.'

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

That looks as American as it can get, short of throwing in a couple of cheeseburgers for good measure.

Though Asimov never did anything like that when he cooked a bird for Thanksgiving here... Was always just a bread stuffing.

[seasonsofdeath]

what is it for?

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

That's your first time seeing stuffing, huh?

You have my condolences.

UN : date.seiji

[heartofasamurai]

I believe my cousins warned me of that, but I had not seen it before myself.

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

NOT WITH OTHER ANIMALS

[ ???????? ]

[missleading]

What gave it away?

[ She could make an educated guess, but. ]

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Im not actually sure? It just exudes an aura of USA

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

How many years do you think that would get someone?
It's gotta be at least 20
If not life

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

TWO
TWO MEATS

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

How did they stray so far from the light
What too much gene kicked in that made them say yes
Let's find out how many animals we can put into other animals
Then eat whatever stuff we also put inside

WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

I'm pretty sure it's fried
It looks like it's fried
But I guess you could stick it in a bun

[ For being so offended by this, she has no problem making it even worse. ]

[missleading]

Thanksgiving I think?
Not really sure what that is, some sort of American holiday
Definitely nothing like what we have where I'm from

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

Is it as bad as it looks?

[ Stuffing apologists incoming in 3, 2... ]

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

Why would anyone want to eat something that looks like it's being violently ejected from its host

[ Minako you're going to get both of us killed ]

[lifeforced]

Some people like it I guess, but personally, I prefer my bird WITHOUT other things crammed into it.

[buddinghopes]

I'd go 50 personally, just for the fact that it's stuffing in a turducken, which is already its own food crime in my opinion.

Stuff should not be shoved into the bird for multiple reasons and if anyone actually does this, I'm convinced they do in fact want to do food crimes time.

[bolderfell]

...It feels perverse. Stuffing two other kinds of meat inside its ass cavity...

[seasonsofdeath]

oh

i think i'm glad we don't have that holiday here

[that thing is an assault on his vaguely french sensibilities.]

[conquerorofwaves]

human nature to push the limit.

I wonder if it's even safe to eat, with all that meat that you gotta cook and whatever that stuff is. I lived in America since I was nine, and I still do not understand this.

gore tw ; un: 46692

[escardos]

it looks like what happens when you cut someone in half!

gross.

[shockingblue]

It's... not supposed to be. It's supposed to be roasted inside the bird as it cooks in the oven.

oh god Americans would totally find a way to fry a whole turkey.

[heartofasamurai]

Some people live dangerously. I do not believe I am so fearless.

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

IS THAT WHAT DESPAIR LOOKS LIKE????

[missleading]

But I thought American food was supposed to be good
I feel lied to

[missleading]

I wonder if we could get life for trying to argue emotional scarring
I'm not sure anyone who eats that would ever be the same

I feel like I AGED 50 years just looking at it

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I mean
That might be good. We dont know
It might TASTE good at least I dunno if its good in any other sense
I doubt it though

[missleading]

[ After a few minutes ]

I hate it
I hate this
I hate everything

[missleading]

That's not human nature, that's just evil
A crime to all poultry kind
No wonder turkeys look so angry all the time

[missleading]

I mean it's probably not hard
Just dump it in one of those fryers you put French fries in
I think that would cook it through?

[ Why are you seriously thinking about this, Minako. ]

[missleading]

I'm glad too, sounds way too intense for me
Americans don't mess around ┌(。Д。)┐

What's your favorite holiday here? Tell me about it! I wanna know!

[missleading]

What IS it anyway? There are things you can stuff into food that taste good, but that doesn't look like anything I want..........

[missleading]

I think that means you have self-preservation
Or maybe you don't hate yourself as much as whoever made that hates other people

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

BUT IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!!!

[ Okay, but why did you have to go there right away, stranger. ]

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

Nana-chan I think I've been scarred for life
WE HAVE TO DEFEAT IT

I don't know how
But we have to!!!

[shockingblue]

...I don't actually know. Probably???

But I did just feel a shiver up my spine.

...I cant shake the feeling Asimov could spend a couple of hours talking about how to actually do it.

[Don't encourage her, GV...]

[heartofasamurai]

Americans do have very unique standards for their holidays. Feats of bravery in food consumption is a common one.

[conquerorofwaves]

Okay, I gotta look up to see if anyone else does something this weird

[A few minutes later]

Whaaaaaat. Apparently Romans did it start, from camel to dormouse, like a meat nesting doll

[buddinghopes]

Stuffing + turducken + emotional scarring is 100% enough for life

It's not the worst thing I've seen but the worst thing is some dicey territory and I cannot in good conscience put you through seeing it.

[The anti-food porn sections of the internet are bad for anyone's sanity.]

I can confidently say though that there are better parts of the Standard Thanksgiving Fare.

[bolderfell]

You're the one who brought this to light. Live with your crimes.

[escardos]

well we know that halloween is way better than thanksgiving in every way shape and form.

[seasonsofdeath]

i like the festival of lights

it's sort of christmas related but it's early in december and i think it's only in lyon maybe?

they light up all the buildings and it's really pretty

[playitagain]

YES WE DO

How do we fight something like that!!!

[lifeforced]

The thing in that pic, specifically? It's a chicken shoved into a duck shoved into a turkey, a.k.a. turducken, a.k.a. birdception, with stuffing, which is BASICALLY just another name for "a lot of bread crumbs and sometimes other stuff".