A crime most fowl

[missleading]

I was looking up things that people do for the holidays around the world and

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WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!?

Comments

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Ah. That would be stuffing. That's specifically an American food crime.

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

How many years do you think that would get someone?
It's gotta be at least 20
If not life

[buddinghopes]

I'd go 50 personally, just for the fact that it's stuffing in a turducken, which is already its own food crime in my opinion.

Stuff should not be shoved into the bird for multiple reasons and if anyone actually does this, I'm convinced they do in fact want to do food crimes time.

[missleading]

I wonder if we could get life for trying to argue emotional scarring
I'm not sure anyone who eats that would ever be the same

I feel like I AGED 50 years just looking at it

[buddinghopes]

Stuffing + turducken + emotional scarring is 100% enough for life

It's not the worst thing I've seen but the worst thing is some dicey territory and I cannot in good conscience put you through seeing it.

[The anti-food porn sections of the internet are bad for anyone's sanity.]

I can confidently say though that there are better parts of the Standard Thanksgiving Fare.