un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[but_fear_itself]

1. Por que no los dos? Unfortunately, people make history

3. I'm thinking, most of my high level math is geared toward chemical formulas and this thing is full of dependent variables

[Snapshot of a notebook page with letters, mathematical operation symbols, and little notes like "if mR=0, m becomes m²".]

5. I haven't had a moment's peace in years anyway

[playitagain]

1. You never let me down Mav! <3

2. right??

3. I feel like the point I was making didn't work out...

[deuteranope]

1. people either make history or not-people that make history for them
or not-people that do whatever the fuck they want because fuck people

3. this is fair
I appreciate the gumption

5. then yeah you might as well be a beloved comedian
like
what the fuck you got going for you otherwise
besides high level maths and chemical formulas

[deuteranope]

alright dispelling with this number shit because otherwise I'm all hell fucking yeah I got you

and nah I get you, just being a dick
if shit's all perfect all the time that's fucking boring
plus y'all are probably lying through your teeth
everyone's a bit fucked up, accept it and go on

but you also gotta figure an immortal's seen much more than you and this conflict might be old fucking news to them

[playitagain]

I think everyone has something going on in their head. And a lot of people want to pretend otherwise?

But you do have a point...

It may depend on the immortal?

[deuteranope]

p sure we saw the king of that shit

sentient/sapient beings confirmed individually unique
holy fuck!!!!
hold the presses

[playitagain]

I wasn't going to name names but yes.

I suppose my take was lukewarm... but I mean to say, if I lived for a very long time, I might want to cling to feeling like I wasn't so different than everyone else.

But someone else might see it as an inability to relate, to the point they shouldn't out of fairness to others?

[deuteranope]

I mean you also gotta consider people who become immortal vs people who live a longass time/forever naturally
shit's complicated

[nevernoaction]

I guess that's true. Unless vampires actually do age and they just don't tell us?

Although I've never met one in person, so I don't have any idea. I suppose if both of you are of age, it shouldn't be a problem. It is a little weird to contemplate.

[playitagain]

Yeah... it's a lot to think about, isn't it?

Of course, people with our lifespans are complicated too.

[deuteranope]

eh too soon for her to know I'm p sure

seems to be the consensus
what about 50yo human with 690yo nonhuman that looks 20
or they're both 50 and were together from before the nonhuman got turned or whatever

[deuteranope]

again, as seen when observing crickets

it must be fucking exhausting to live forever
how do you even figure out what you wanna do when you got all the time in the world

[playitagain]

I'm not sure... I feel like you'd need to find lots of goals. Things to focus on. And they'd change over time?

[but_fear_itself]

1. I think they call it a hat trick when you get all three fucking things up

3. Yeah I had two choices in life, gumption or fold like paper, and fuck the second one.

5. Magic and snark, mostly, so being a beloved comedian sounds pretty good

[deuteranope]

3. origami's a good way to pass the time if you can't fucking sit still but people want you to shut the fuck up

5. magic and snark is already the makings of a comedian

[deuteranope]

I can't even figure out ONE like damn
there's complications to be sure but fuck I'm glad I'm human

[but_fear_itself]

3. Meh that's why (insert higher power here) gave us books and fidget spinners. Real talk I tried origami once but I'm bad at it.

5. Fair point, well made
Clearly I just need the right audience

[playitagain]

That makes two of us.

But I'm glad I've met people who aren't, so I can at least learn and understand more.

[deuteranope]

sure
some of my favorite people and not-people aren’t human
much as I wouldn’t have believed it possible a fucking year ago
we got bigger problems now I guess
helps that they’re fucking dumbasses

[deuteranope]

3. if I have a fidget spinner I'm gonna be a little shit about it it doesn't fucking matter if it's helpful I'm there to menace
but tbf I only got good at origami doing cheap craft shit for mama and tía
I was raised right

5. I'm ready to heckle whenever dude

[hawkwardness]

I know what money is, thanks.

It's at least four. Hector got some too.

[nevernoaction]

I've never dated anyone before, but I imagine as long as the 690 year old vampire isn't trying to hit on a 12 year old or something, all should be well.

[deuteranope]

well yeah I'd hope everyone can agree that fucker should die

[deuteranope]

then how come you ain't got a little nest egg before now buddy come on

oh good so he can buy me a drink

[playitagain]

[This one comes like 15 minutes later.

Girl just galaxy brained.]

MAV

IS THIS WHAT UNITES ALL PEOPLE ACROSS ALL WORLDS

WE'RE ALL DUMBASSES?????