un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

1. calendars between spaces are such a fuck I hate reading history that doesn't fucking make sense in real time

2. if you could pick your bday (which you absolutely can just fucking do it) what day would you pick
using the regular fucking calendar ofc

3. how do you figure age diff shit work when we got immortals and other supernaturals around
what's the formula on that
you gonna fuck a century old dude that looks the same age as you
wait fuck

4. ^

Comments

[playitagain]

I think everyone has something going on in their head. And a lot of people want to pretend otherwise?

But you do have a point...

It may depend on the immortal?

[deuteranope]

p sure we saw the king of that shit

sentient/sapient beings confirmed individually unique
holy fuck!!!!
hold the presses

[playitagain]

I wasn't going to name names but yes.

I suppose my take was lukewarm... but I mean to say, if I lived for a very long time, I might want to cling to feeling like I wasn't so different than everyone else.

But someone else might see it as an inability to relate, to the point they shouldn't out of fairness to others?

[deuteranope]

I mean you also gotta consider people who become immortal vs people who live a longass time/forever naturally
shit's complicated

[playitagain]

Yeah... it's a lot to think about, isn't it?

Of course, people with our lifespans are complicated too.

[deuteranope]

again, as seen when observing crickets

it must be fucking exhausting to live forever
how do you even figure out what you wanna do when you got all the time in the world

[playitagain]

I'm not sure... I feel like you'd need to find lots of goals. Things to focus on. And they'd change over time?

[deuteranope]

I can't even figure out ONE like damn
there's complications to be sure but fuck I'm glad I'm human

[playitagain]

That makes two of us.

But I'm glad I've met people who aren't, so I can at least learn and understand more.

[deuteranope]

sure
some of my favorite people and not-people aren’t human
much as I wouldn’t have believed it possible a fucking year ago
we got bigger problems now I guess
helps that they’re fucking dumbasses

[playitagain]

[This one comes like 15 minutes later.

Girl just galaxy brained.]

MAV

IS THIS WHAT UNITES ALL PEOPLE ACROSS ALL WORLDS

WE'RE ALL DUMBASSES?????

[deuteranope]

I’d buy it
statistically speaking p much everyone I know I’ve thought is a dumbass and as we know I’m an expert in all things

[playitagain]

That explains a lot about everything... maybe there's hope, then! We all have something in common!

[deuteranope]

tbh this plan is flawless
when the aliens invade us we can just go “hey dumbass me too” and they’ll chill the fuck out

[playitagain]

Fund it!! That's a presidential order!

[deuteranope]

yes ma’am I’ll start debatin bumble’s cheapskate sword asap

[playitagain]

I can always count on you!!

[deuteranope]

and while I do that you can teach these bastards how to PROPERLY APPRECIATE my fucking genius
some people I know are being real losers not believing in me and shit

[playitagain]

Don't worry, I'll draft a motion right away and we'll get it taken care of!

[deuteranope]

je vous salue, président brouilleur de banane!