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[escardos]

hey guys! happy vday and stuff! quick q!

how much time needs to pass for grave robbing to become archaeology? like, if i pull a gold bracelet out of a pyramid, i've made an archaeological find. if i pull one out of the common graveyard, i'm a dick. whats the waiting period for looting the dead?

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[descolation]

Of course! Desco is a daemon. She has a really long life ahead of her and she's only ten years old! Last October was her birthday.

[escardos]

ok but what if they dont? what if they died without children?

or what if they ask the grandchildren for permission?

[escardos]

grave robbing can totally be nerdy! it just needs a better reputation!

[escardos]

not all curses happen because they want to curse someone. sometimes they just happen!

[escardos]

dont you watch any shows? or read any manga or anime?

[escardos]

happy birthday! what's the lifespan of a demon? two hundred years?

[escardos]

if you think about it, we're all possessing a body of meat and bones.

but alright! i can call you batman, then!

[escardos]

well, maybe if you're an undead pharaoh but i really wouldn't feel much for a hole in the ground thats next to a bunch of other holes in the ground. really, there should be better real estate for the dead!

and omg....worm undead...I'D LOVE TO MEET ONE!!

[standless]

I suppose?

wait

What?

[stavros]

Then it isn't a curse, is it?

[soft_focus]

What are those ones?

[escardos]

batman!!!!

like

you know

the superhero?

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Flat, don't rob any graves. It's rude.

[JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE]

[descolation]

Desco isn't sure, but she knows it's a while! Professor Valzy might know. We should ask him.

[escardos]

didnt plan to! it’d be very rude!

[hatesdeerstalkers]

....Are you certain?

[Flat...]

Either way, you needn't parrot me. I suppose either way, I'm more inclined to let the dead keep what is theirs.

[escardos]

100%! after all you never know when one of them might crawl from their grave and curse my entire family LOL

[hawkwardness]

Isn't that how old the pyramids are?

Paleontology's better.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

A horrible fate, to be sure.

[...Flat isn't your entire family dead???

That's what he's thinking, anyway.]

Regardless, what truly brought this on? Idle curiosity?

[escardos]

[ shhh no one else is supposed to know! ]

pretty much! don't you ever have those times, sir? when it's 3 am and you just can't help but think 'what would happen if giant bugs still existed?'

[escardos]

well i mean they do archaeology in places that arent as old, too.

paleontology is rly cool though!! fossils are awesome!

[escardos]

ooh that'd be a good idea!

man, what's it like being a demon? is it more fun than being human? although i guess you wouldn't know if you were always a demon, huh?

[standless]

Unfortunately not?

I'm still adjusting to much of today's fiction...

[hatesdeerstalkers]

Of course I do! anyone with an active mind would do that. I was merely curious, that's all.

[Also because Please Don't Get into Trouble Flat, he'd have to talk you out of it and that's a lot of Effort.]

...Though in all honesty, we do know. Crustaceans are a thing, especially ones like Coconut Crabs. We would just eat them.

[nor_iron_bars]

well you know what they say:
"be the force of moderate to highly illegal change you want to see in the academic community."

[Jail, no one says that but you.]