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hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

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Peter. This is not helping.

i dunno, i mean it kinda is? now you're in my mind firmly as "the hot lady who bans music because she's a huge jerk" instead of just "the lady who bans music because she's a huge jerk"

That's not very flattering coming from someone my daughter's age.

is your daughter hot

Consider that on the top of the list of things I never intend to tell you.

i'm the greatest Seer on campus. i'll find out. one way or another.

I'm sure you'll understand if I don't wish you luck.

[Typing one handed in a panic isn't conducive to sending clear and coherent messages, but there's no way he's going to see this and just let it slide.]

Oy
ddon't talk about her lik e that
she's not a huge jerk she's got good reasons and
she's a good person besidess