HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

somehow i have a date already dont ask me how

so you gotta help me out with some really awesome people

first is my best friend gwen. this is her drumming in a band, because drumming in a band is the coolest instrument. approximately 502.5% cooler than a flute. also i guess i dont actually know if she needs a date or not so if you have one already gwen pls dont kill me for this

next is imelda. i dont have any pictures of her smiling even from the internet. but she does smile sometimes, oops spoiler alert. anyway shes single but héctor youre obligated to like this unless you want to get double divorced

and then tío hèctor

uh

i used up all my brainpower on figuring out how to do accent marks on a phone so good luck buddy

[deafleppard]

Peter, what in the fresh hell are you doing.

[made_up_names]

helping! am i helping

..... do you have a date already. i guess i should have asked first

[maplesight]

your friend gwen is a SOLID 10/10, give her my phone number and room number post-haste

[made_up_names]

im totally on that as soon as i know what those numbers are

[inkedspell]

Gwen : Definite 15/10 including a +5 for being a rocker.

Imelda is too beautiful to deserve to be put on this meme at all. If she wanted a date all she had to do was breathe in their direction and they'd beg her to walk on them.

[made_up_names]

good, i like it. 150% awesome all around

but wow okay lets keep it pg about imelda here or youre going to find me dead in an alleyway somewhere

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[Sarona. Dear god, she's so embarrassed.]

That is not how you should be talking about someone twice your age.

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

[Divorced.

Double divorced.

Oh god.


He races to sit down somewhere with his phone, typing faster than he ever has before, even when he had two hands as his disposal. There is a fear in him to rival what he's faced this past week. The result is not good.]

petdr
Tak3b yhis down right now

iblda will kill us both

[made_up_names]

[ Ironically, this is the worst temptation to talk about Héctor's condition that Peter's ever faced. But he manages to keep it together. Ish. ]

she cant kill you
probably

UN: songstressmatlin - RE: Gwen

[lastexit]

Drummers are always hot.

[made_up_names]

right? id say music in general works for that but uh

not flutes

[deafleppard]

I uh.

Thanks?

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

puppy I'm fucking hurt I'm not included

also no one bug Imelda she doesn't date

[made_up_names]

what? i thought you had a date already

maybe five dates

also what really, why?

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Peter. This is not helping.

[maplesight]

i dunno, i mean it kinda is? now you're in my mind firmly as "the hot lady who bans music because she's a huge jerk" instead of just "the lady who bans music because she's a huge jerk"

[made_up_names]

its not helping ............. yet

[spelleton]

Oh my god.

[made_up_names]

héctor right

dyou like the filter i put on it

UN: MegaRobo3000

[leekspins]

I think they're all amazing, and I hope they get the most romantic and charming dates on the planet!

+100000000000 points!

[made_up_names]

awesome, i knew youd come through for me hime

[deafleppard]

That's a lot of points.

UN: JOKER

[prisoneroffate]

11/10

11/10

11/10

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

This is so sweet~
But wait. Double divorced? Imelda and Héctor??








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