HOT ot NOT

[maplesight]

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post

Comments

[made_up_names]

well no admittedly

since theyre both still in love with each other

[unpocoloco]

PETER

[made_up_names]

WHAT

its not a SECRET

[unpocoloco]

IT KIND OF WAS
YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE SOMEONE HERE WHO'S TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL AND DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND YOU ADD ME IN ASSOCIATION TO THEM
I WAS KEEPING MY LAST NAME OFF OFFICIAL PAPERS FOR THIS PETER

[made_up_names]

wait what
okay i didnt even realize you took her last name
and that you KEPT it
thats the cutest thing ive ever heard

[unpocoloco]

I LITERALLY TOLD
OF COURSE I


WHY WOULDN'T I KEEP IT?
THATS NORMAL
THATS PERFECTLY NORMAL

[leekspins]

REALLY?????

I had no idea! A secret romance!

[unpocoloco]

its
not like that
were not together
and imelda is not in love with me
she very very very much does not like me

[leekspins]

...But you love her a lot?

[unpocoloco]

i messed up very very badly a long long time ago
regardless of how i feel
she is in full right not to want to deal with me
we arent speaking unless we have to

[But that's a hard yes.]

[leekspins]

Should I get more ice cream and have a round two of deep personal talks?

[made_up_names]

its not that secret

theyre kind of divorced but that just means we hafta parent trap them

Private

[leekspins]

Do you think we should? I don't know Imelda, but Hector seems like he still loves her a lot. I don't want to break his heart by being careless.

Private until noted otherwise

[made_up_names]

[ Oh. That. Uh. Oops. ]

i mean thats a good point
a little late tho

[leekspins]

No no, I think this might be a good opportunity! I do have an idea. My aunt is single. You could apologize and tell Imelda that you'll set Hector up with someone else, so she won't have to worry about it anymore. Sometimes the thought of someone else the heart of someone you really like can spark the desire to fight for them! And if she means what she says and doesn't like him anymore...well...my aunt is a nice person. I wouldn't mind having Hector for a real uncle.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[There is no response here from Imelda because she is already stalking to wherever Peter is.]

[made_up_names]

[ He's in the infirmary! Still resting, surrounded by rune text books, but taking a break to text on his phone.

Okay he's mostly just texting now, so absorbed in it he doesn't see her until she's like, right there. Spider senses don't work when it's hilarious. ]

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[There is no greeting. No announcement of her arrival. No warning. She simply stalks over, snatching the phone out of his hand, and staring down at him with fire in her eyes.]

You said you would drop it. Were those not your exact words to me? And now I see you spouting this nonsense all over the public network? How much is a promise worth from you, Peter Parker? Because where I'm standing, it doesn't look like a whole lot.

[made_up_names]

[ He jolts in surprise as Imelda takes the phone from him - and pales as he realizes who it is. Oh shit, he's dead now. ]

I - I did drop it! I haven't harassed about it at all! This is totally different!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

This is not different! [She shakes the phone in her hand in time to her words.]

This is taking my personal feelings and--and throwing them to the wolves! This is putting my personal life on the internet and laughing about it. Now the whole school feels entitled to comment on the most painful thing in my life, and-- you know what? Yes. It's different. It's worse, Peter.

[lastexit]

that honestly explains so much

[unpocoloco]

maya please
i am begging you
dont bother her with this

[Maya already promised she wouldn't some time ago, with half the facts, but his fear response is kicking in anyway.]

[lastexit]

wasn't planning to
but it explains a lot

[unpocoloco]

[He winces at the text reply. It probably does explain a lot. It probably makes him look like a horrible person. Maybe it should.]

okay
thank you
i appreciate it

[made_up_names]

right

i dont understand how this is a surprise to anyone with eyes