maplesight: (shitpost)
Maple ([personal profile] maplesight) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-07 06:55 pm

HOT ot NOT

hey all of you losers out there! you all scored dates for the dance yet!? you're running out of time!! but don't worry, good ol' Maple is here to help if you haven't.

"How are you going to help us, Maple?" you might ask. well lo and Behold, I bring you a proud tradition of the school, which allows one to show off to other desperate, lonely students, as well as GET IN THE SPIRIT OF ST. VALENTINE'S.

a couple centuries ago, St. Valentines was crucified for the CRIME of being SMOKING HOT, and to commemorate this we all post pictures of ourselves for the rest of the students to tell us whether or not we are smoking Hot or a desperate Not.

HOT OR NOT

post pics, get judged, score a date.

that simple

this is a PROUD TRADITION here at Daybreak, so do it! get in the spirit of the school and valentine's! and DON'T be a loser by telling the staff about this post
deuteranope: (mav193)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah? how come? and what if you decide you don't like me?
decipere: (3198603 (14))

[personal profile] decipere 2019-02-12 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
are you familiar with the unbreakable vow? a magical contract between two parties that binds them together through a promise. a promise that they cannot break, unless they want to die.

[ is this real? is it fake? heck, idk, but either way, it's ic for kokichi to either talk about it or lie about it. ]
deuteranope: (mav047)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
pretty sure you're full of shit

[his gallant attempt is becoming a real pain.]
decipere: (3198603 (3))

[personal profile] decipere 2019-02-12 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you're in a school full of magic, demons, werewolves, and who knows what else. what makes you think that i'm making this up?
deuteranope: (mav026)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
that whole thing where I'm not a dumbass

anyway I ignore all that other shit so why wouldn't I ignore this too
decipere: (exoDr1j)

[personal profile] decipere 2019-02-12 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
do you really think that ignoring something will just make it magically (haha) go away? i can ignore the fire in my room but that doesn't mean i won't die a horribly painful death!
deuteranope: (mav055)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
thisisfinedog.jpg

anyway it's your choice just like it'd be your choice to give me your room number or not

if you do I might help put out that fire
decipere: (5KtwVLb)

[personal profile] decipere 2019-02-12 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
okayyy, but you asked for it! no backing down!

come over to aube 104 but you better make it quick! i'm starting to suffocate with allll this smoke!


[ and if mav does actually decide to head over there... yeah, there's actually smoke coming out from underneath the door. this isn't fake, mav, there's real smoke! but the door is locked so gj getting in ]
deuteranope: (mav180)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[what

WHAT

WHY IS THERE REAL SMOKE]


Hey!

[He slams his fist against the door a few times to see if that garners a response when the handle didn't work.]

Fuck, anybody in there?!

[WHY IS THERE REAL SMOKE]
decipere: (66815261_p24_master1200)

[personal profile] decipere 2019-02-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ because kokichi is a contracted who can manipulate fog and make it seem like smoke if he wants it to be. this is how he uses his powers, obviously, but rather than answering, kokichi just lets out a few audible coughs. ]

[ does that answer your question, mav ]
deuteranope: (mav115)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[weeps why is he a scrawny bitch with no muscles, only able to climb on things because he's fast and stubborn, not strong... he can't break down a door!]

Uh, listen, if you can hear me, you -- you have to cover your mouth and stay low! And don't open the window! I think.

[It's been...a long time since he learned anything about fire safety?? He knows that it can't be...too terrible, though, because when he tried the knob it wasn't warm, or anything. He does...carry a screwdriver on him, ever since Kano stole the door knob at the icebreaker event before school started...how much time does he have

okay no that's stupid he's just gonna have to do his best to slam what little weight he has against the door and hope the frame-y part splinters and lets him in]