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[escardos]

story time!

so once i was home for xmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. i said “man, budapest is going to love this”. they asked who budapest was. i said “i named my stomach budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me their son.

Comments

[stavros]

I suppose puns are fitting for the month...

[escardos]

isn’t it funny wwww i had to think about it for a while, actually. puns aren’t my forte.

[stavros]

I must admit, while they elicit groans of suffering from all around, they do seem to be harder than they appear...

[escardos]

well thats cuz u gotta think about them! about how groan inducing they are or if they make sense at all.

although i do prefer the jokes that dont make sense at all www

[stavros]

Such as the distressing hypotheticals?

[escardos]

theyre not distressing if you know they don’t make sense!!! after all, why would your skeleton ever leave your body behind and conquer mankind, leading to a skeleton revolution all over the world?

[stavros]

I'm certain someone has attempted that somewhere.

[escardos]

i mean idk but i wouldnt want to give my bones free will. that's KIND of a dumb idea. what someone steps on you! then you break and it's over!!!

[stavros]

Would you not be dead without your bones regardless?

[escardos]

well no, no. your BODY will be dead, but if you transfer your soul to your skeleton then you can stay....undead? somewhere between those two.

[stavros]

I suppose, but I thought the skeleton was rebelling.

[escardos]

ahhhhh true....

do we know any skeletons? oh, mister ekkehardt does have that one place, maybe he'd know something about skeleton revolutions.

[stavros]

Isn't Mr. Rivera also a skeleton? Or at least sometimes he turns into one.

[escardos]

ohhh you're right. we could ask him about that, too...

[stavros]

Is this to prove your earlier hypothesis? The one about the memes?