un: 46692

[escardos]

story time!

so once i was home for xmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. i said “man, budapest is going to love this”. they asked who budapest was. i said “i named my stomach budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me their son.

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[stavros]

I suppose puns are fitting for the month...

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

[...]

...You know what, I'll give it to you. That was pretty funny. Well played.

[escardos]

isn’t it funny wwww i had to think about it for a while, actually. puns aren’t my forte.

[escardos]

youre actually being nice to me!!!! could the world be coming to an end soon??

[stavros]

I must admit, while they elicit groans of suffering from all around, they do seem to be harder than they appear...

[shockingblue]

A year, give or take?

[Wow, that was dark humor even as far as Gunvolt goes.]

Or maybe not. Y'know, if we actually avert it.

But I'll give credit where credit's due. That was a pretty clever joke.

[escardos]

ok fair enough lol.

but awww thank you!!! who knew youd actually have a soft and fluffy interior? like hard candy with gum inside!

[escardos]

well thats cuz u gotta think about them! about how groan inducing they are or if they make sense at all.

although i do prefer the jokes that dont make sense at all www

[stavros]

Such as the distressing hypotheticals?

[jailedmoon]

I have heard of you and your "shitposts".

I presume this is another one?

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

[Well, this beats some of the other stuff he's posted.]

7/10

[escardos]

ehhhh??? people have told you about me? what did they say!? i wanna know!

[escardos]

thank u thank u! i’ll be here all day

how can i get that to 10/10??

[escardos]

theyre not distressing if you know they don’t make sense!!! after all, why would your skeleton ever leave your body behind and conquer mankind, leading to a skeleton revolution all over the world?

[stavros]

I'm certain someone has attempted that somewhere.

[jailedmoon]

They did not say much. Merely that if I wished to understand what a "shitpost" is, I should look to the things you post.

un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Ha ha. Very punny.

[soft_focus]

Is there really a country called Hungry?

Are they always hungry there?

[shockingblue]

...I don't know how accurate that really is. But thanks? I think?

I just get irritated when there's a lot of talk of no hope and endless doomsaying, and the needlessly brutal, overly pessimistic nihilism that goes with it. When it goes too far, it's almost like calling people who care enough to fight on stupid for even trying.

I get that people use gallows humor to cope. And not everyone has to be sunshine and rainbows all the time, and in fact, they shouldn't be. Sober realism is important. But sometimes it's not funny, it's just bleak. When it gets like that, it's not helpful, especially when so many people are working hard to avert the worst case scenario, you know?

...Ah, sorry for rambling. That got a little more real than I thought.

[Voice]

[nevernoaction]

[That is such a random joke that Ren forgets to send a text and accidentally sends the sound of him laughing quietly instead.]

[escardos]

i mean idk but i wouldnt want to give my bones free will. that's KIND of a dumb idea. what someone steps on you! then you break and it's over!!!

1/2

[escardos]

oh.

[ that is.........a lot more Real than he expected tbh ]

[escardos]

well, i guess that's true.

i didn't know that.

sorry.

[stavros]

Would you not be dead without your bones regardless?

[escardos]

well no, no. your BODY will be dead, but if you transfer your soul to your skeleton then you can stay....undead? somewhere between those two.

[escardos]

i knew you guys would like it! my best received joke yet! :D

[escardos]

wwwwwww idk is there :)

[escardos]

awwwww did i ruffle too many feathers :3c

[escardos]

omfg really?

its almost like im famous! that's so cool.......now i have a reputation to keep up wwww

anywaysss there's nothing that can really be understood by that. they're not meant to be understood in the first place!

[stavros]

I suppose, but I thought the skeleton was rebelling.

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[nevernoaction]

I can't say I've actually heard that joke before, so well done.

[soft_focus]

No I asked you, you have to answer.

[escardos]

ty ty! if you have any good ones, you can also tell me www i do need inspiration sometimes.

[escardos]

says who? :3c

[escardos]

ahhhhh true....

do we know any skeletons? oh, mister ekkehardt does have that one place, maybe he'd know something about skeleton revolutions.

[stavros]

Isn't Mr. Rivera also a skeleton? Or at least sometimes he turns into one.

[escardos]

ohhh you're right. we could ask him about that, too...

[stavros]

Is this to prove your earlier hypothesis? The one about the memes?

[soft_focus]

I did, that's how it works. You ask things, and people answer.

[childe]

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[nevernoaction]

A joke? Hmmm.

[He's not exactly a comedian, but everyone knows a few jokes.]

All right. What do you call a sheep with no legs?