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irisnetwork2020-04-04 09:54 am
escardos) wrote in irisnetwork2020-04-04 09:54 am
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story time!
so once i was home for xmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. i said “man, budapest is going to love this”. they asked who budapest was. i said “i named my stomach budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me their son.
so once i was home for xmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. i said “man, budapest is going to love this”. they asked who budapest was. i said “i named my stomach budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me their son.
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[He's not exactly a comedian, but everyone knows a few jokes.]
All right. What do you call a sheep with no legs?