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flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2020-04-04 09:54 am

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story time!

so once i was home for xmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. i said “man, budapest is going to love this”. they asked who budapest was. i said “i named my stomach budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me their son.
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[personal profile] soft_focus 2020-04-13 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
No I asked you, you have to answer.
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[personal profile] soft_focus 2020-04-19 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I did, that's how it works. You ask things, and people answer.

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