un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I'm disappointed cat daddy you pimp out Ricktoria and there's not one fucking mention of furry pussy

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

bc i'm not disgusting

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

or funny apparently

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

it aint funny it's just obvious

and inapropriate for a post about a chaste date with our daughter

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

so is pimping our daughter out for dates in the first place but whatever

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

wow she deserves to go to the dance and reign supreme

this is growing her cult following of dazzled supporters tyvm

and is it really pimping if they r the lucky ones to be able to go with her??? will anyone even be good enough???

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

why don't you fucking take her loser

they'll see her magnificence in person

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

i'm not looking for a date for the dance but your cat is very cute!!! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

her eyes are like one of my cats, except reversed

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

let me see this cat

right now you have 1 minute

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

she aint a loser who needs her dad to take her

i wont ruin her street cred like that

[hippocarnival]

[attachment]

This is Core! ( ´ ∀ ` ) he's a little older

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

wear a disguise

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

the scandal????????????

if we get discovered we both could never live it down

[tsuns]

i give this cat an 8.7/10

if the pool is thin maybe core can be ricktoria's date

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

the alps will still be there for you

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i'm never telling you another thig

[hippocarnival]

I don't think I can get Core from Japan to France...

maybe a video date? (♡°▽°♡)

but my roommate and I got a cat recently too.

[attachment]

this is Kuroko!!

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

love you too cat daddy

[tsuns]

wait h/o

who's your roommate ?????

[hippocarnival]

Toki Rikugou

we're in lumiere 203. do you know him?

[yokeye]

HELLO! I'M YUYA'S ROOMMATE!
I DON'T HAVE A DATE!
^ↀᴥↀ^
I WASN'T GOING TO GO
BUT I'LL CHAPERONE KUROKO AND RICKTORIA IF YOU WANT!

[tsuns]

NOT SO FAST MISTER FAST STUFF


i gotta ask kuroko three questions, they aint free f rom fatherly scrutiny

get them, i have to ask them directly

[tsuns]

pssh i know everyone


sort of

much more interested in the cat tho

[hippocarnival]

she's a really great cat!! (☆▽☆)

[yokeye]

[The video chat flicks on, a close up of Kuroko in all her glory.]

ASK HER ANYTHING YOU WANT!
(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)
SHE'S NOT SHY!