un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

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[hippocarnival]

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This is Core! ( ´ ∀ ` ) he's a little older

[tsuns]

i give this cat an 8.7/10

if the pool is thin maybe core can be ricktoria's date

[hippocarnival]

I don't think I can get Core from Japan to France...

maybe a video date? (♡°▽°♡)

but my roommate and I got a cat recently too.

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this is Kuroko!!

[tsuns]

wait h/o

who's your roommate ?????

[hippocarnival]

Toki Rikugou

we're in lumiere 203. do you know him?

[tsuns]

pssh i know everyone


sort of

much more interested in the cat tho

[hippocarnival]

she's a really great cat!! (☆▽☆)

[tsuns]

hmmm female

i belive ricktoria is not concered about partner gender so this should be just fine

how old is core, also does she have her vaccinations ?????

[hippocarnival]

Kuroko?

She has all her vaccinations and the shelter said she's about a year old

[tsuns]

she passes the tests so far

now let's see about the interview portion of the competition

[hippocarnival]

I have full faith in Kuroko!!

uh but if she does pass she has to have a curfew (￣▽￣*)ゞ I want her home before the daemons attack

[tsuns]

yeah yeah of there will be no late night trysts on my watch

[yokeye]

HELLO! I'M YUYA'S ROOMMATE!
I DON'T HAVE A DATE!
^ↀᴥↀ^
I WASN'T GOING TO GO
BUT I'LL CHAPERONE KUROKO AND RICKTORIA IF YOU WANT!

[tsuns]

NOT SO FAST MISTER FAST STUFF


i gotta ask kuroko three questions, they aint free f rom fatherly scrutiny

get them, i have to ask them directly

[yokeye]

[The video chat flicks on, a close up of Kuroko in all her glory.]

ASK HER ANYTHING YOU WANT!
(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)
SHE'S NOT SHY!

[tsuns]

okay okay okay okay cool

1. what is your opinion on fish based foods v chicken based foods

2. do you prefer scratching posts, laser pointers or straws you steal out of drinks as your toy of choice

3. what three problems in the world would you address first if you had the power and position to do so ???

[yokeye]

[Kuroko produces a series of meows in various intonations and vowel lengths.]

1. FISH
2. LASER POINTERS
3. NO DOGS, NO BATHS, EASILY AVAILABLE CATNIP

[tsuns]

hold on I must confer with the judges

[deuteranope]

1. buzz wrong answer
2. buzz wrong answer
3. acceptable answer from a ricktoria mindset but taking away dogs is fucked up

but sometimes the heart wants what it wants and if ricktoria's willing to give it a shot, I won't stand in her way


if mousie chaperones he'll need a whole nother chaperone for himself though

[tsuns]

I'll agree with all of this except what do u have against laser pointers

???????

[deuteranope]

I mean don't see em so fucking good but mostly I just fucking think the stolen straws are superior

[tsuns]

oh shit for real?????

anyway u havent lived since you've seen a cat scale a wall to get that fuckin dot on the wall

[yokeye]

KUROKO AWAITS YOUR DECISION PATIENTLY!
（（（・×・；）））

[tsuns]

the consensus is that kuroko can be the date if ricktoria accepts her as a suitable partner

maybe like uhhh an opposites attract kinda situation

so a playdate has to be arranged ASAP

[yokeye]

PLAYDATES ARE TOO MUCH WORK!
OFFER RESCINDED!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DATE SEARCH, RICKTORIA!