un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

i don't do the whole dance thing (well i'm going to eat,,,,,,) but the glorious goddess ricktoria deserves to be dance queen

actually what the fuck is the dance even for i forgot heheheheh oops

anyway if there's a public spectacle you best believe my kid is gonna be THE BELLE OF THE BALLL!!!!



like wow have you ever seen something so fucking beautiful in your life??? brings a tear to your eye really

[well not MY eye but your eye yeah i bet]

anyway if you want the honor privilege chance of a lifetime to take my cat as your date you have to answer THREE PERSONALIZED QUESTIONS!!!! which i will come up with after you volunteer. based on ur answers you might be good enough who knows hehehehehehehhwhe

she just has to be home by 2200?? okay cool

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I'm disappointed cat daddy you pimp out Ricktoria and there's not one fucking mention of furry pussy

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

bc i'm not disgusting

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

or funny apparently

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

it aint funny it's just obvious

and inapropriate for a post about a chaste date with our daughter

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

so is pimping our daughter out for dates in the first place but whatever

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

wow she deserves to go to the dance and reign supreme

this is growing her cult following of dazzled supporters tyvm

and is it really pimping if they r the lucky ones to be able to go with her??? will anyone even be good enough???

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

why don't you fucking take her loser

they'll see her magnificence in person

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

i'm not looking for a date for the dance but your cat is very cute!!! ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

her eyes are like one of my cats, except reversed

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

let me see this cat

right now you have 1 minute

[hippocarnival]

[attachment]

This is Core! ( ´ ∀ ` ) he's a little older

[tsuns]

i give this cat an 8.7/10

if the pool is thin maybe core can be ricktoria's date

[hippocarnival]

I don't think I can get Core from Japan to France...

maybe a video date? (♡°▽°♡)

but my roommate and I got a cat recently too.

[attachment]

this is Kuroko!!

[tsuns]

wait h/o

who's your roommate ?????

[hippocarnival]

Toki Rikugou

we're in lumiere 203. do you know him?

[yokeye]

HELLO! I'M YUYA'S ROOMMATE!
I DON'T HAVE A DATE!
^ↀᴥↀ^
I WASN'T GOING TO GO
BUT I'LL CHAPERONE KUROKO AND RICKTORIA IF YOU WANT!

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

ME
ME ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER
I already have a date but I can have TWO DATES
p sure my other date wouldn't mind. He's a cat too

UN: JOKER

[prisoneroffate]

Can confirm

[tsuns]

woah woah woah h/o

do you have some kind of cat fetish like why are you taking two cats
sounds suspect

[missleading]

Nope! I just really like animals!
But maybe 2 is going overboard?
I never got to have one where I lived before

[tsuns]

i mean i dont think its super weird to want to take t wo cats or even a whole pile of them i just wanna make sure you arent nefarious

i dont need more than one kano hanging around with my cat

but i feel you, i didn't have pets growing up....this is my first real pet and she sure is a superstar

UN: SARINSCRIPTION

[inkedspell]

Your cat isn't going to care about the ball. She's just gonna want all the fish she can eat off the tables.

[tsuns]

uhhhhh ricktoria def cares
she's a socialite
this is he social event of the season

come home and look at her, you can see the excitement in her eyes

[inkedspell]

That excitement will be for the new golem I'm finishing up for her.

[tsuns]

!!!!!!!!

she can be excited about two things
maybe she can bring the golem too

[inkedspell]

It's a basket-carrier golem to carry her around and even rock her to sleep if she's lonely without us. I'm still working on the best place to put the motion sensors to keep it from walking into walls or people without upping the size.