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[escardos]

i baked a cake!

ingredients: 12 eggs.

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[hawkwardness]

Birds eat other birds all the time. Sometimes they try to eat me. That's nature. It's rough.

But I've never gone after chickens and most birds guard their eggs. So not really.

[escardos]

woaaaahh hold up! you've almost been eaten before???

[hawkwardness]

Yep. Golden eagles, peregrine falcons, owls, they'll go after hawks like me.

[escardos]

what????

i mean, i guess i get it, it's nature and the cycle of life and stuff. what if some random bird eats you and we never see you again?

[hawkwardness]

It's fine. There aren't any normal birds of prey nearby. And I'm good at not being eaten, obviously. Plenty of motivation.

I spend half my time indoors, too. I'm not going to be eaten.

[escardos]

so if one day you're eaten, will we just stop seeing you? or do you think someone will make you into fried chicken?

fried hawk?

will you taste different than a chicken?

[hawkwardness]

Nope. Can't say owls and eagles are known for their cooking skills. But I have magic and they don't, so I doubt I'll be dinner.

Also, if you really want to go there... worse. Lean meat. I'm not sitting around in a pen getting fat. Better stick with chicken, dude.