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[escardos]

i baked a cake!

ingredients: 12 eggs.

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[escardos]

woaaaahh hold up! you've almost been eaten before???

[hawkwardness]

Yep. Golden eagles, peregrine falcons, owls, they'll go after hawks like me.

[escardos]

what????

i mean, i guess i get it, it's nature and the cycle of life and stuff. what if some random bird eats you and we never see you again?

[hawkwardness]

It's fine. There aren't any normal birds of prey nearby. And I'm good at not being eaten, obviously. Plenty of motivation.

I spend half my time indoors, too. I'm not going to be eaten.

[escardos]

so if one day you're eaten, will we just stop seeing you? or do you think someone will make you into fried chicken?

fried hawk?

will you taste different than a chicken?

[hawkwardness]

Nope. Can't say owls and eagles are known for their cooking skills. But I have magic and they don't, so I doubt I'll be dinner.

Also, if you really want to go there... worse. Lean meat. I'm not sitting around in a pen getting fat. Better stick with chicken, dude.