thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

[deuteranope]

1. marten like the animal
2. it’s taylor anyway
3. I’m taking our daughter far away from you

[suddenlybees]

You gotta tell her not to eat me though!!!!!

[suddenlybees]

LOL Don't be silly~
There is nowhere cricket-free.

[suddenlybees]

Hey hey hey, I show up sometimes!
And I'm passing classes!
Lay off me, will you?

[suddenlybees]

It's so soon!!
I can't take your birthday month's money!

[suddenlybees]

$16,000 a month and I'll do just that~

[suddenlybees]

Aaaaaaaaa!!!
No deal!!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

She's not going to eat you. She's a foot tall.

[hippocarnival]

not that money www

I'm saving it until our trip, my allowance is different

[suddenlybees]

You're underestimating her, Imelda!
Don't make that mistake!!

(switching over to private IM)

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright. Now will you tell me?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Hmm. Not even a small nibble? A couple licks just to get a taste?

[suddenlybees]

Hmmm~
I'll take your allowance then!
Let's see how the math turns out...
$8000 for a month's silence, so 24 euros is how many days?
Hours?
Minutes??

[tsuns]

1. idk what a marten is

2. ur ricky martin and yeah there's a taylor in there but ricky martin is funnier

3. ricktoria and i will always be together in our hearts

[suddenlybees]

No way no way no way!!
At least offer me life insurance for such a life-threatening job!

[tsuns]

or maybe i'll just tape your mouth shut

[hippocarnival]

i don't really want to buy your silence

Consider it a donation (￣▽￣)ノ

[suddenlybees]

LOL
Your organs will be in arm's reach~
Are you willing to take that chance?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright. Two years pay in life insurance if Pepita eats you.
Who do you want to name as your beneficiary?

[suddenlybees]

You're passing up a chance many others can only hope to have, you know!
But if you're sure, I'll take your donation~
Rest assured, it's going towards a good cause!

[suddenlybees]

Good, I'm glad we're getting this settled now.
It'll be a 50-50 split between Minako and Ellie.

[hippocarnival]

maybe

But i like talking to you, so it's not a chance that means much to me (⌒‿⌒)

and I kinda want to know what it's for

[deuteranope]

I’m skeptical because there’s still a record of it but fine if you’re that fucking curious

there’s a cafe in soleil I wait parttime at they do good breakfasts not that I work many of em anymore just weekends

then mama’s got like inn I do odd jobs for when I visit even though she doesn’t really need me to

it’s nothing big but it pays for dumb shit

[deuteranope]

yeah someone made sure of that huh

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright.
Better be careful now. They might put sardines in your pockets while you're not looking~