thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

[deuteranope]

1. marten like the animal
2. it’s taylor anyway
3. I’m taking our daughter far away from you

[tsuns]

1. idk what a marten is

2. ur ricky martin and yeah there's a taylor in there but ricky martin is funnier

3. ricktoria and i will always be together in our hearts

[deuteranope]

1. like a weasel kinda
2. drum roll please
3. I will fucking take your heart and give it to Kano to do with as he fucking pleases if you keep playing this game

[tsuns]

wtf that's so cruel ricky

me giving you shit about your name is way more tame than kano being all necro

[deuteranope]

don't kinkshame him

[tsuns]

i will shame the shit out of him if he wants to do gross shit with MY body parts!!!!!!!!!

[deuteranope]

fuck with my name he fucks with your organs, seems like a fair deal to me

[tsuns]

hes got nothing to do with this!!!!!

dont even mention him he might pop in out of nowhere

like bloody Mary or smth

[suddenlybees]

You called?

[tsuns]

i'm blocking you

[suddenlybees]

You can block me for $8000 a month.

[tsuns]

what do you even need with 8k

it's very specific

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmm
Can you keep a secret?

[tsuns]

perhaps for the price of my body composition in tact

[suddenlybees]

No deal.
I guess you'll never know~

[tsuns]

cant you have anyone's organs??????????? why are you obsessed with ME

[suddenlybees]

Hm~
I dunno~
There's just something about you, you know~

[deuteranope]

he's the fucking op dumbass

[tsuns]

YEAH BUT THIS WAS OUR CONVERSATION

HES A NECRO AND A CANNIBAL AND HE HAS NO MANNERS!!!

[deuteranope]

I hear individual manners can be bought for $200 a pop

[tsuns]

why are you helping him

he is a FIEND

[suddenlybees]

*FRIEND

[tsuns]

I MADE NO SPELLING ERRORS

[deuteranope]

he could be both

[tsuns]

I live in a one or the other world

like a SANE person