thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

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[suddenlybees]

I'm suspicious about this job offer...
What sort of job?
What's the pay?
Work hours?
Benefits?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Take care of Pepita while I'm in class.
Feed her, play with her, brush her, make sure she doesn't chew on or claw anything she shouldn't.
Pay is 50 euros per day, but only if you're not otherwise engaged in illegal activity.
Work hours vary, but needed for at least 5 days most weeks.
Benefits are you get to make money with no risk of going to jail.

[suddenlybees]

You gotta tell her not to eat me though!!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

She's not going to eat you. She's a foot tall.

[suddenlybees]

You're underestimating her, Imelda!
Don't make that mistake!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Hmm. Not even a small nibble? A couple licks just to get a taste?

[suddenlybees]

No way no way no way!!
At least offer me life insurance for such a life-threatening job!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright. Two years pay in life insurance if Pepita eats you.
Who do you want to name as your beneficiary?

[suddenlybees]

Good, I'm glad we're getting this settled now.
It'll be a 50-50 split between Minako and Ellie.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright.
Better be careful now. They might put sardines in your pockets while you're not looking~

[suddenlybees]

Have some faith!!
I didn't raise them to be murderers!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Maybe not, but 26000€ is a lot of money for two girls to split.

[suddenlybees]

It's not a lot, in the grand scheme of things~
I don't want them to grow up and live in want, you know?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

You're such a thoughtful brother.
They're lucky to have you.
Which is why I'm going to take one more precaution.

[suddenlybees]

LOL Aren't I~
What is it?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I'm hiring a partner for you.
Like a buddy cop.
He'll help keep you safe from your ferocious charge.

[suddenlybees]

You're hiring a babysitter, while I'm babysitting.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I'm hiring you both to babysit my Outlands cat.
I think it's reasonable to expect that it's a two person job.

[suddenlybees]

So you admit a foot tall cat is dangerous enough to warrant that!!
But I guess it's what they say about how to not get eaten by a lion~
You just gotta be faster than the other guy~!
Do I know the other guy?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I admit nothing.

And of course you do.
I wouldn't ask you to work with someone you didn't already know.
But do you really think you're faster than Maverick?

[suddenlybees]

That's who you hired!!?!??!
Maverick will feed me to Pepita himself!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Maverick will not feed you to Pepita.
Because I'll fire him if he does, and he'll never pet Pepita again.
He wouldn't take that risk.

[suddenlybees]

Knowing him, I'm inclined to believe that...
But you're saying he's pet Pepita before??
Without getting eaten??????

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Yes, many people have.
Why are you so scared of my cat?

[suddenlybees]

Your """cat"""?
That eats lizards????

[ or is part lizard. or something. that day is still a blur to him. ]