thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I'd say he might make a good barista or cashier but I dunno if I would trust him near food

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Why not?

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

NEVER MIND THAT I WANT THE SWANK JOB WATCHING PEPITA THAT’S NOT FAIR

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

What's not fair?

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I like Pepita the most so I deserve first dibs

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I didn't realize you were even interested in a job.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

hey I’m employable

employed even

but I’d fucking drop that shit in a heartbeat if I got to fucking hang out with Pepita are you fucking kidding

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

What is your other job?

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

confidential information like that can only be exchanged in person in a setting that is certified cricket-free

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Really.

[What kind of job do you even have, Maverick...]

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

it’s not like it’s fucking hard to run into me

but yeah he already knows where I fucking live don’t need him knowing where I work too

(switching over to private IM)

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright. Now will you tell me?

[deuteranope]

I’m skeptical because there’s still a record of it but fine if you’re that fucking curious

there’s a cafe in soleil I wait parttime at they do good breakfasts not that I work many of em anymore just weekends

then mama’s got like inn I do odd jobs for when I visit even though she doesn’t really need me to

it’s nothing big but it pays for dumb shit

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

And you would give that up just to watch my cat?

Those are good jobs, Maverick.

[deuteranope]

I mean I’d still work for mama when she asked but fuck yeah are you kidding getting paid to pet a cat??

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

[Those are real jobs is what she means... But that's moot.]

And feed her and clean up after her.
It is apparently a very life-threatening job.
Kano haggled for life insurance in the event of Pepita eating him.

How are you doing with your studies, by the way? You're in the same year as Kano, aren't you?

[deuteranope]

well yeah Pepita could murder goddamn secret agents without unsheathing her claws

only because I haven’t gone to school in five fucking years... I’m doing fine

[suddenlybees]

LOL Don't be silly~
There is nowhere cricket-free.

[deuteranope]

yeah someone made sure of that huh

[suddenlybees]

That's right~
Don't think your secrets are safe from me.

[deuteranope]

hey quit biting the hand that feeds you jackass

[suddenlybees]

Oh
Hm
I guess I do kinda owe you...
Just this one secret, then!
I'll allow you only this one secret!

[deuteranope]

damn he can be reasoned with

[suddenlybees]

I'll have you know I'm a very reasonable person~
For the right price!

[deuteranope]

$8000/month for silence, what’s your usual reason rate?