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I can heal that for you~

that would be cool if you were allowed to look at or touch me

LOL
You underestimate me.
I don't need to look at you or touch you to make you cry~

that is NOT healing

I'm fixing a medical condition!
That's healing!
Sometimes you just need a good long cry, you know~?

not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can't make me cry even if you try

I bet I can make you cry even if I don't try~
...Are you crying right now?
Turn your video on

no

dont u look @ me and get any big ideas

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Turn on your video

go fuck yourself

Is that criteria for turning on your video or?

of course not
????? god how would you even do that

DON'T SHOW ME I'M NOT TURNI GN WNAYTHON

LOL
You're not curious at all?
Not even the teensiest bit?
You're missing out, Ka~na~ta~~

no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not

Oh.
How cool, I didn't know it could do that.
I need two hands for this, so I'll talk to you later, 'kay~

NO NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

Give me $8000/month and I won't!!!

stop replying and go do whatever two hnaded thing you need to do

Hm~
But I'll miss texting with you too much!
Oh, I know!
Maybe you can lend me a hand?

youd have to chop it off my body

but then again also probably an interest of yours

Is that permission to collect a hand?
I've got a switchblade right here.

i was being fesaction

whatewver that word is

so no

I have no idea what word you're trying to say.

facetious

there i googled it

Facetious...
You're worse than Mav, making me Google fancy words myself.
How'd you get fesaction????

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