un: 9hilism

[ninehilist]

[Right, okay, he has to ask. He's been here long enough.]

quick question

does anyone OTHER THAN JAILBREAK know how to use a freaking antivirus? VPN? adblock? any basic internet and computer security protocol?

Comments

un: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

I mean you know MY answer to that

[And let's face it he'd probably never let her hear the end of it otherwise.]

[ninehilist]

you don't count here

[buddinghopes]

👉👉

[ninehilist]

reminds me, your antivirus is out of date. let me know if you want the "premium" service with paying that stupid subscription.

un: lalli

[nau]

mitä

[does he even know how to use google translate... it remains to be seen.]

[ninehilist]

[A quick google search and Nines can at least do this:]

puhutko englantia? en puhu suomea

[nau]

ei lainkaan

[ninehilist]

[Figured.

So Nines includes a few screenshots, directing Lalli on how to use Google Translate so he can understand the post.]

un: Bekamari

[lifeforced]

antivirus, adblock, passwords 12 characters or longer that include at least one non-alphanumeric, 2fa whenever possible

lemme guess, you saw some people that don't

[ninehilist]

thank *god*

"some" people, yeah

[lifeforced]

do I dare to ask for a number

[ninehilist]

if I stressed baked the kitchen would look like Lia happened to it again

un: som.en.löpeld; text

[incinerating]

Are they not just part of the operating system today?

[Well, at least he knows how to use translate...]

[ninehilist]

[Thank god. Nines has no idea what language this guy speaks but if he's communicating in English he's not going to bother translating his own.]

antivirus is, but most free ones suck. VPN's cost money unless you're me and adblock is browser-based.

[incinerating]

[Oh.]

I guess my parents must have someone installed them on my laptop after that thing with the Nigerian prince's email...

[ninehilist]

[Oh. My. God.]

that's the oldest scam in the book

you fell for it?

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

Do I need to add another bonus order of whatever the IT department wants to this months invoice

[ The answer is 'yes he does' but if someone has to ask then, well ]

[ninehilist]

more protein bars'd be great

[Yeah.]

[spelleton]

Do you have a specific brand preference or should I be writing a check to miss Brooks directly

[ If Lia hasn't figured out how to make protein bars yet he's sure she'll probably do it for Nines, who she seems to have adopted. ]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

What happened? Aside from the issue shortly before your arrival...

[ninehilist]

general IT woes

[And a lot of stress from the Herald bs but.]

[stavros]

We cannot be that bad. Right?

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

I mean, yeah? I use antivirus, an ad-blocker, and NoScript on my computer. Haven't bothered with a VPN here at school, but I did before I came here. ...Granted, I didn't set that up. I was only like twelve at the time.

We took InfoSec pretty seriously at QUILL.

[ninehilist]

thank *god* there's another person with common sense here

[shockingblue]

Wait, you're saying almost no one else is running any of that?

How has there not been a massive chain of computers exploding?!