[Text | 02/15]

[heartofasamurai]

[He thought it best to wait until the next day to even speak about this, as yesterday was indeed a very busy one, but it has been leaving him unsettled the entire time.]


I know it is typical to receive chocolates or simple gifts for Valentine's Day, as it the custom, but did any others receive larger gifts from an unknown source?

Comments

[heartofasamurai]

What would make you think that coffins would be involved in a Valentine's gift?

[deuteranope]

you said it was large

coffin's just a big box anyway imagine the shit you could fit in that besides the obvious

[heartofasamurai]

A crate is not the same as a coffin and if it was, I would have stated it as such.

I would rather not think of alternate uses for one. It was not a coffin, simply a wooden crate to hold the sword shelf inside.

[deuteranope]

eh depends how much you hate your uncle

was the sword shelf also wood because that seems like they should just cut out the middle man

[heartofasamurai]

I do not hate anyone in my family.

I have no idea what the shelf being made of wood would have to do with your statement. Wood is the most common material for a sword shelf to be made of.

[deuteranope]

maybe but just deliver the fucking shelf then not a wooden storage thing inside another wooden storage thing

[heartofasamurai]

The crate functioned not unlike a box in which to hide a gift, so I would assume it was meant merely for dressing.

You seem very focused on the crate. Why the particular interest?

[deuteranope]

would have been more efficient and all to fucking wrap it or just slap a bow on

I am incredibly fucking bored

[heartofasamurai]

I apologize that this situation did not provide more entertainment, but I believe the initial amusement was unintentionally generated.